What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[hotoldrguy]

You septum is incredibly deviated

 

[beachbaby179]

The nurse called me sweetie.

 

[AnnieLit]

"Hola, senorita!"

Place - somewhere in a big city in the US. No, I don't speak Spanish. But I don't shy away from a couple of guys that obviously where just having some fun.

 

[barefootgirl69]

He likes making me curse, because once I'm to that point...

 

[Xerxes82]

"If you don't have me naked in the next two minutes I'm throwing you out!"

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

"Hey, come here often?"

Says this guy at a dog park, clearly trying to distract me from noticing his dog is pooping and he has no intention of cleaning up after the dog.

 

[Girly_girl]

Not a damned thing

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hey lady, this is a drop-off zone only!"

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Go to sleep.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Those are BIG!"

Unfortunately, he was talking about my tonsils not my breasts.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Let's go to bed. (It was 8:57pm).

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I'm the aural equivalent of your coffee."

 

[catherinewheel77]

“You are such a sexy doll.”

TY, Lusty

 

[TongueLust]

“You are such a sexy doll.”

TY, Lusty

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[JerseyJade]

"Your hair looks nice like that."

 

[lurkingguy1978]

At least your socks match..

 

[PNWKitten]

Fuck! I really want to kiss you right now.

 

[PattiJolene]

You look sexy in your work gear..

 

[neakman]

You look sexy in your work gear..

I would whisper in your ear " you would look sexier out of your work gear"

 

[PattiJolene]

I would whisper in your ear " you would look sexier out of your work gear"

Lol...thank you! Such a nice compliment.

 

[VIPER2121]

2 people here said I had fangirls!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have heard a lot of nice things today. Nothing sexual

 

[LizVegas79]

That they jerked off fantasizing about my pool party.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

That they jerked off fantasizing about my pool party.

Who wouldn't?

 

[Suz_anne]

"Wanna bone? "