What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Misshotndeep]

Nothing sexy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’re right.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I want youuuu really badly. <3

 

[JennyNo1]

Have a nice evening.

Yeah, I don't get out much.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Be close to me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'You're a fucking pinup!'

 

[Anisland]

I put some extra butter and sour cream in the bag for you

 

[AbsintheFather]

"This will be a good week for experimenting "

 

[DDBustyBrit]

You’re beautiful, smart, sexy and many men would want what he has with you, remember that!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"That is the most astonishing cleavage I have ever seen."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Would you like sour cream with that?"

 

[Leigh81]

My husband telling me it's just him & I tonight, cuddles, movie &

 

[JerseyJade]

My husband telling me it's just him & I tonight, cuddles, movie &

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My husband telling me it's just him & I tonight, cuddles, movie &

Is that the order of events?

 

[rbijon]

A very close friend tell me I am an "artist."

 

[hotoldrguy]

"Hey boot"

 

[Shi_One81]

I need one of your blowies

 

[beachbaby179]

I can't say, because it wasn't meant for me. I got it by accident.

 

[LizVegas79]

That they named a story they wrote after me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You fucking asshole.

It hasn't been the sexiest of days. But it was said in a nice voice. Does that count?

 

[ExiledWelshman]

When is the mass spectrometer being fixed?

Yup. THAT sexy.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

When is the mass spectrometer being fixed?

Yup. THAT sexy.

Weird. Someone said that same thing to me today, believe it or not.

Mine was, "The dishwasher is empty."

 

[lurkingguy1978]

“God damn Jesus holy shit!!!! ”


I guess my tits are just that good

That beats the fuck out of an empty dishwasher any day

 

[bluebill0422]

That their heart (among other things) was very happy (and swooning) .

 

[MoPipeliner]

“God damn Jesus holy shit!!!! ”


I guess my tits are just that good

ummmm ya!!! They are......