What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Mei5ter]

You haven’t seen them in ages!

If only there was a thread here called...oh, I don’t know...Show Us Your Chests?

 

[LizVegas79]

Sure, I'll switch shifts with you. But now you owe me.
(my dirty mind got stuck on what she meant by now I owe her lol)

 

[Mei5ter]

That thread has had some delicious male chests and I didn’t want to break the pattern...and now I don’t want to post after boobs that just got put up

So you won’t post following male chests.

Or female ones.

Hmmm...we have a problem.

 

[AlwaysFara]

“My boxers complement your upholstery.”

That kinda day.

 

[Mei5ter]

"I came so hard, the pop socket fell off my phone."

- has better uses for their fingers Litster.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Grocery bagger to me-- "Help ya to your car, ma'am?"

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Give me you.

 

[emsway]

“Just come home to me...horny.”

 

[Leigh81]

That looks amazing on you

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'Your neck is sublime!' - strangulation fetishist

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wanna see?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

You’re mine, don’t forget it

 

[LizVegas79]

Having fun hanging out with the girls today (not very sexy coming from hub's because I know he was talking about our kids, but when I answered "I will" I wasn't thinking of them, I was thinking of my bestie's here on Lit )

 

[Girly_girl]

Nothing sexy said to me in awhile

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Nothing sexy said to me in awhile

Same here

 

[AlwaysFara]

“Pull over. I’ll make you cum.”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You choose, I'll obey.

 

[Sh75]

Those scrambled eggs were awesome

 

[stu_gats_2000]

no idea what a complement would sound like... no matter what I say or do I am always in the wrong side of he law

 

[DarkSimian]

Not today, but a few days ago....Kat and I were in the living room, and she told me "I love you 3000 (from Avengers: End Game)." I started giggling , and told her, "I love you 2000 Flushes." I don't know why I found that so funny....

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

For a mother of two young kids ....... your body is FIRE !!!

I bluuuuushed so much as I walked aaay haaa!

 

[L3gacy]

For a mother of two young kids ....... your body is FIRE !!!

I bluuuuushed so much as I walked aaay haaa!

That’s a great compliment

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

That’s a great compliment

I figured it was a compliment but I honestly still had to check the actual msaning in Urban Dictionary haaaaaa!!!

 

[L3gacy]

I figured it was a compliment but I honestly still had to check the actual msaning in Urban Dictionary haaaaaa!!!

Lol. I can relate.

 

[LizVegas79]

I wish we had time to fuck before work this morning.