What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

“Just lay back and let us have our way with you”

Also, “perhaps I need to put in some rings... *looks at You*”

Couldn’t choose.

😈
 
I saw you in your driveway....
Good friend and neighbor who was bored and wanting me to visit. Lol
 
I'm pretty sure she said, "Fuck you" but I might not have heard right.

It was right after I introduced myself as a cunning linguist.
 
Sharing a shower with my huband. He held me in his arms from behind and whispered; "I love the way you quiver when I run my fingers through your yOni lips."

:kiss::rose:
 
Random waitress walking by did a180 to tell me I had amazing eyebrows. Kinda felt validated, cuz I just waxed them the day before.
 
Since we are going to a nice place, I won’t wear a shirt with a skull on it, Cutey.
 
“ You’re beautiful...beyond my ability to describe”

I think he’s BSing me, but still sweet. 😂
 
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