What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Jada59]

He wants to play with my butt.

 

[UgliestSon]

Can you fuck me on the couch so I dont have to wash sheets before husband gets home?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Nothing today, or even this week now that I think about it.

 

[Mei5ter]

"Hold my lollipop."

 

[JerseyJade]

Would you like to make some extra money for Christmas?

 

[Shi_One81]

Let me help you into the wheelchair

 

[LizVegas79]

I bet your husband never complains about anything.

(Yeah, right. I wish!)

 

[BadAmy]

"You were a very good girl yesterday" in a sexy....Daddy way...
https://media.giphy.com/media/eFEQ4lLmGVJVC/giphy.gif

 

[Esslemont]

You have rough hands.

Thanks. I try.

 

[AveryElle]

These are your underwear not mine.
When you do laundry, and can't tell...you've reached peak givenupedness

 

[Misshotndeep]

Nothing. I don’t even have anything to make a joke of.

 

[Mei5ter]

"You were a very good girl yesterday" in a sexy....Daddy way...
https://media.giphy.com/media/eFEQ4lLmGVJVC/giphy.gif

Daddy, Applejack? Or your knight in Shining Armor?

(Seriously. I join a porn site and end up posting My Little Pony references...)

 

[Misshotndeep]

Daddy, Applejack? Or your knight in Shining Armor?

(Seriously. I join a porn site and end up posting My Little Pony references...)

Welcome to Lit!

 

[Esslemont]

Nothing. I don’t even have anything to make a joke of.

This needs to be fixed...so...

When I read your words, I get a tingle in my dingle.
Sexy?...sigh...I’m so shitty at this.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

That she is interested in the details of my intimate life.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Either

"I just want to rub your hair all over my boobies."
From one Litster or...

"I love watching you cum."
From the other.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Nothing...not one sexy thing!

 

[numeniusa]

"It's highly likely that you'll get bent over the sofa later..."

 

[Corbal]

“I’ll take out the trash.”

So sexy!

 

[TongueLust]

"I'm going to fuck you up."

 

[catherinewheel77]

“Fuck all of them, do what you want.”

 

[mnbreastluver]

You want anymore condiments?

 

[TheDevilsJoy]

want another drink?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“I was wondering if you like to have your tits spanked too?”

 

[JerseyJade]

"Yes, just like that."