What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Yes, just like that."

Hmmm...just like what I wonder....sort of cryptic...

 

[JerseyJade]

Hmmm...just like what I wonder....sort of cryptic...

Uh, huh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"That's a good girl."

 

[JerseyJade]

"That's a good girl."

Doesn't that make you feel really proud of yourself when you hear that? It does me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Doesn't that make you feel really proud of yourself when you hear that? It does me.

Well, that's one feeling I get.
Sometimes it's all in the context.

 

[Sundayschild]

Colleague telling me that I have an evil streak. It was a complement though. Again - all about context.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“Mmmm baseball mom boobs”

 

[Esslemont]

Sold to Number 256.

We did a charity auction for male prostate cancer research. Over 60000 dollars raised. 20 of us got auctioned off as dates. You really don’t know what to expect at these things.

Honestly though....sexy is not really the right word. Fulfilling? Degrading? Scary as fuck?...probably better descriptors.

3 dates with strangers coming up...and judging by how they behaved, I don’t think prostate cancer is on their minds...sigh.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

My wife of 42 years gave me a
"FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKER!!!"
as she breezed thru the living room.

(She isn't any good at that sexy talk stuff even when she is in the best of moods.)

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Sold to Number 256.

We did a charity auction for male prostate cancer research. Over 60000 dollars raised. 20 of us got auctioned off as dates. You really don’t know what to expect at these things.

Honestly though....sexy is not really the right word. Fulfilling? Degrading? Scary as fuck?...probably better descriptors.

3 dates with strangers coming up...and judging by how they behaved, I don’t think prostate cancer is on their minds...sigh.

Will you be taking them to mini golf?
I bet that was fun and for a good cause- win win. I do want to know the details of your dates though cause I’m nosy.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

There's been a long list but I'll just post a little.

"Dear me. Are you needy already?"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

We were discussing facials:


Me: Also i genuinely like giving oral, and i genuinely like swallowing.
Him: I'm certain you do.


It made me uncomfortable, but it also turned me on.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Discussing me losing my spare tire:

"Yeah, and you'll also get the benefit of the extra inch of cock that's been rendered unusable by my fluff"

Her: "Oh no...."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Is that a magic 8 ball in your bra? "

 

[fsa52]

“You are delicious and a delightfully stimulating woman!”

For which I thank him immensely!!

 

[JerseyJade]

"Good girl."

 

[BadAmy]

"you clearly enjoy being hunted."

 

[TTawhere]

“ Slow licking. Thorough. Gentle. Hungry. Greedy.”

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“As you wish”

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Oh, my."

 

[LizVegas79]

"thank you for the light in my life"

(i almost cried)

 

[ElliesExplorations]

Not sure its sexy, but its romantic.

You make me smile every time I think of you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I like it when you go deep and personal.'

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I love your body.

 

[lilsarah91]

*comment by my first customer this morning, as I'm ringing up his groceries*

I bet your pussy would feel amazing wrapped tightly around my cock

siiiiiiiiiiiigh...... thanks