What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Jaws82]

*comment by my first customer this morning, as I'm ringing up his groceries*

I bet your pussy would feel amazing wrapped tightly around my cock

siiiiiiiiiiiigh...... thanks

Time for a break I think

 

[LizVegas79]

Shhh ... you'll wake the girls.

 

[smtst5]

He isn’t here

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I like when your thoughts go off-track...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I would do bad things to you. And a box of Christmas tree cakes."

 

[LizVegas79]

They want to show how much they appreciate me by sky writing it over Las Vegas

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“I am kind of fond of my ass”

 

[Just4AFriend]

“I like equals”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I have never, ever known or seen a girl who was just so damned fuckable."

 

[numeniusa]

"I had a vision of dripping my precum onto your tongue"

 

[MascaraRuns]

, guess I'm deprived

 

[snap16]

That I had started drinking early, not sure how sexy that was.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That I had started drinking early, not sure how sexy that was.

Send me some motivation.

 

[Karabare]

“Dirty girl”

 

[IhateClowns]

Ummmm that av.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I want that. With you.'

 

[ImSinister]

A very lovely and hinting smile from a woman at the post office.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“Gorgeous and smart funny and a huge brat”

 

[pikmin1388]

An offer of naked cuddling tonight

 

[smtst5]

I can’t wait for the weekend

 

[BadAmy]

I am waiting for that.
No, I mean...that isn't what I heard.
I am waiting to hear it...
Not that either.
Uhh.
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[Plane_Guy]

"miss you"
-coworker

 

[Scareltt]

5 minutes ago..

I just got to class, and I can still smell and taste you! You’re amazing!

Younger lover

 

[Lonelywife1205]

“ Great now I’m thinking of fucking you ”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'You're getting feral. I like it.'