What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

In person? I'll say it was, "Meow" when my cat politely asked me to let her out on the balcony...
 
“What can I get for you?”

Okay, so it was just at the drive-thru and it’s really their job to get me something. But hey, it counts right?
 
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lit chat frnd wanted to see me. halfway across the globe for holidaying.
 
Your legs look fantastic in jeans. I am hoping it was a compliment and not that he meant they looked better covered up!
 
That women on LIT were going to drool over a picture of mine. Very Sweet and Sexy
 
That’s hot. You with wet panties at work. Do you think I could visit your office?
 
A government minister told everyone here to 'get out and spread their legs' yesterday, so that was kinda hard to top.
 
Well Daisy called me a shithead but I took it with the love that was intended....lmao

And then I was upgraded to a super shithead so the day just got better and better... :rolleyes:
 
A guy said something about my ass when he drove by while I was out walking the dog. I think it was positive lol
 
“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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Ugh this sucks and I'm so sorry.

We've never spoken but you're far from invisible
 
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