What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Deacon_Voss]

"You still look great with your pants off" (My wife)

 

[Stilllearning2b]

“Goot, with a t”

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That I have a sexy voice.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Did that noise just come out of your ass?

 

[LizVegas79]

I want to be your personal pet.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I can’t stop looking at your mouth

 

[Sweet_Lara]

best legs ever

 

[Chillygirl]

Please hold me, touch me.

 

[hairball18]

Please hold it against me.

 

[Esslemont]

The girls are drinking fish bowls tonight.

Sluts.

 

[Sundayschild]

Something about me having bde, whatever that means...

 

[JerseyJade]

Good girl.

 

[Jd192235]

Good girl.

Were you on your Knees?

 

[JerseyJade]

Were you on your Knees?

Nope, in a car.

 

[Jd192235]

Nope, in a car.

Just as good jj. Hope your week was good!

 

[JerseyJade]

Just as good jj. Hope your week was good!

Thank you, Jd. I hope you have a great weekend.

 

[Jd192235]

Thank you, Jd. I hope you have a great weekend.

I’ll bring over some rumpleminz and take you for a drive

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ll bring over some rumpleminz and take you for a drive

Sounds like a plan.

 

[AmberLGreen]

“Mine… mine to fuck, slap, use…
Don’t worry. Little girl, after you cum, I promise that i’ll pull those panties out of your mouth and spit in your open mouth.”

Gahhh…

Fuck. Just fuck. No words

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, you're no Scarlett Johansson, but I guess you'll do.

 

[Esslemont]

Your request was approved.

As expected.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That I’m high maintenance.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That I’m high maintenance.

You must not have sent him the Vag pic

 

[Lonelywife1205]

You must not have sent him the Vag pic

Ahhhhh... that must be it!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

We need to start a thread with the worst shit a Litster has said to you. I’ve got some doozies.

Do it! I’ll have some contributions.