What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[BadAmy]

“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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who the fuck would say that? Seriously.

uuugh.

you are lovely!

 

[AmberLGreen]

“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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I bet you feel really disappointed that you don’t have the interest of this charming person. What a fucking cockwomble.

You are brilliant

 

[cole4258]

Just have to ignore jerks like that. Ladies don’t deserve to be spoken to like that period

 

[steelyblue73]

Tough call, but I’m going to go with, “Should I swallow?”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I bet you feel really disappointed that you don’t have the interest of this charming person. What a fucking cockwomble.

You are brilliant

Cockwomble!!!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Only cause I quit trying.

Don’t be a quitter.

 

[barefootgirl69]

“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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You really need to name this POG!
What a jerk...feckin' keyboard warrior who needs the keyboard bounced off his noggin.

Schmeckle!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Something about a knee

 

[ydahecnot]

“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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That seems pretty much all offense to me.

 

[hairball18]

“No offence but you’re not remarkable enough. You don’t show titts or pussy or ass. Why would anyone want you? You’re a nobody. You’re not worth stalking in threads, you’re a waste of time because you’re invisible. Best to stay that way”.
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This person must have many friends offline, because he sure does not have any here. Don't listen, it is not true what he is saying. More hugs.

 

[LucianaGrace]

Thank you everyone. You made this wee Australian blush.
I didn’t think much of it. I may have even seriously eye-rolled at the ‘if you don’t put out, why are you here?’ comment at the end of the message. But it definitely wasn’t a nice thing to wake up to.

 

[mickyp123]

Thank you everyone. You made this wee Australian blush.
I didn’t think much of it. I may have even seriously eye-rolled at the ‘if you don’t put out, why are you here?’ comment at the end of the message. But it definitely wasn’t a nice thing to wake up to.

Today you recognise a total W️ When you see one x

 

[Mtnmike]

Kiss my ass. Unfortunately we were on two different mind set's.

 

[HotChef1970]

Only cause I quit trying.

You don’t even need to try (well not to be an arsehole), maybe you’re trying not to be an arsehole *

 

[AbsintheFather]

Thank you everyone. You made this wee Australian blush.
I didn’t think much of it. I may have even seriously eye-rolled at the ‘if you don’t put out, why are you here?’ comment at the end of the message. But it definitely wasn’t a nice thing to wake up to.

We've never chatted, Lucy. However my impression of you is that you are a lady of class and style who can choose to play by her own rules. A woman like you can should do just that.

Whoever the guy is that wrote that is a weak little pussy boy who doesn't have the self-worth or self-assurance to deserve a woman with your confidence and self-worth. I don't get how guys like that get any traction around here.

 

[OxfordJack]

I like a man who knows what he wants.
It's a very attractive quality.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

You , sir , are a liar !!

It context it was fucking hawt as hell.

 

[Sundayschild]

“The inside of your mouth is an amazing place. I would know.”

Dentists can be rather forward can't they?

 

[BadAmy]

I'm still waiting.
Cunt was pretty good, tho.

 

[Sundayschild]

Right??!
Damn, Dr. Vogel! Just drill me and fill me!

I was thinking Little Shop of Horrors.

 

[cheekygirl75]

There were a few from a late night chat... I couldn't pick just one (and partly it's the voice saying them )

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Yesterday actually

Do I make on to your circle of friends ? Why yes , U do . Was the answer

 

[Jordan90]

"I'll take my coffee black, please. No cream, no sugar."

 

[LikeableMe]

“Fuck off! There’s no way you’re (insert age here) - no way at all!”

 

[Deacon_Voss]

"You still look great with your pants off" (My wife)