What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[mynameisben]

Are you cussin me?

That was a typo. I meant "certain" refrigerator.


Ben

 

[lanceGibs]

You did not call

 

[Esslemont]

I’m gonna skip Mackinnon and take Rantanen.


Instant boner.

 

[IhateClowns]

My kid said he loves my fat belly. That was endearing.

 

[Sundayschild]

Apparently I'm one of a kind...

 

[Anastasia1999]

YOU are incredible.

Shucks

 

[mrmphilllll]

You smell amazing and packing it good!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Um... what? For what purpose?

my guess is the center is pretty good

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Mikko is good, but MacK is.. well, a better player.
Um, back to thread, I got an A-

A-plus for knowing!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Five happened once

 

[tnh_06]

That I have no idea how hot I am.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am going to pursue you until you are mine and then I will fuck you like you have never been fucked before.

 

[AveryElle]

You’re all set for your booster shot.

 

[n8Romantic]

That will be sixty-one dollars and seventy-two cents, please.

 

[JerseyJade]

"Can you get out of the house for a little while?"

 

[Shenanigans90]

You smell like fried chicken

 

[Jasminelit]

I think we need to definitely review last night.

 

[saustin5432]

Now you can put something in my linen cupboard as well as my vagina

 

[Lonelywife1205]

No sexy words have yet been spoken.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You are amazing.

 

[Orchidea73]

"Don't do that women thing on me now"

Well, not sexy but it made me laugh because I totally did that intentionally and I got called out. Pity it was my brother. Anybody else, I would've found that sexy.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I know what you meant.

 

[RickTango]

Nothing directly, but Bambi said I was the king of word play…
Very sweet of her.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Zero sexy has been said to me today.
It is a sad.

*hugs*
No one should go a day without hearing something.

 

[Azuldrgon]

No sexy today. Could actually not feel less sexy lately. Super funk.

*hugs*
That stinks. You are a beautiful woman who deserves better.