What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[mynameisben]

"I'll think about it."


Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

"I'll think about it."


Ben

You have been sending out the cut and paste PMs again haven’t you

 

[skirt_chaser]

How did you learn to to *that*?

 

[lanceGibs]

I told him I’ve never been rimmed before. And he said:

“You're kidding me. With an ass like yours? Licking it should be the first thing that comes to every heterosexual male's mind.”

I second that

 

[TongueLust]

"Hand me the knife."

 

[hairball18]

Looks good and thick. It was for my pancakes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looks good and thick. It was for my pancakes.

Creamy batter?

 

[hairball18]

Creamy batter?

Thick and lumpy. They were horrible. Won't make them again.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thick and lumpy. They were horrible. Won't make them again.

I have met a few men like that

 

[hairball18]

I have met a few men like that

Have we met before?

 

[hairball18]

Mmmm, I love pancakes! Now I'm hungry!

Usually my pancakes turn out good. Not this time.

 

[AbsintheFather]

It's been a sexiest thing-less kinda day

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

It's been a sexiest thing-less kinda day

*wipes the nipple prints from your glasses*

I’m in the same boat. No sexiness.

 

[AbsintheFather]

*wipes the nipple prints from your glasses*

I’m in the same boat. No sexiness.

Not every day can be corsets, ropes and vibrators . . . .

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Not every day can be corsets, ropes and vibrators . . . .

Wait some of your days you wear a corset, and tie yourself up to a vibrator?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wait some of your days you wear a corset, and tie yourself up to a vibrator?

Ooops, did I out myself there?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

It was implied rather then spoken.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Ooops, did I out myself there?

Any pics?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Any pics?

I only have two hands

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

I only have two hands

Ohhhh. Silly me.

 

[SmartIsSexy64]

Please Daddy, please

 

[BadAmy]

that stink is gone baby.
hhnnnnnnnnn.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You are so damn naturally erotic and I am fortunate that you train your powers of sexy on me

 

[mynameisben]

"You're like a reliable, old kitchen appliance."


Ben

 

[Kat73]

I want you.