What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Azuldrgon]

No sexy today. Could actually not feel less sexy lately. Super funk.

*hugs*
That stinks. You are a beautiful woman who deserves better.

 

[AmberLGreen]

No sexy today. Could actually not feel less sexy lately. Super funk.

Armatoads can always get their sexy on

 

[Wageslave]

That she'd be proud to wear my cum on her face

 

[Chillygirl]

I am constantly distracted by the thought of you....(the rest of that thought is private )

 

[Anastasia1999]

That will be sixty-one dollars and seventy-two cents, please.

Open for me me flower, my delicate little flower

 

[OxfordJack]

You make me feel warm and fuzzy inside

 

[Sinstories]

"My feet got cold on my way to the bathroom"

 

[Lionel_Hutz1977]

Alllll I want to do today is lay in bed and think of you.

 

[Chillygirl]

And I need you right now

 

[LizVegas79]

"I bet you're not bad in bed."

 

[WillowySparkles]

"I didn’t have natural morning wood today, you sure changed that for me!"

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"You're a canvas to paint with stripes."

 

[mynameisben]

"That was a damn fine cup of coffee."


Ben

 

[LadyJS]

"For you, wearing a mask definitely flatters your face."

 

[AmberLGreen]

Every time you laugh my heart softens but other parts harden

 

[BadAmy]

.....

 

[JerseyJade]

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

I said Oui!

I'm not sure if I translated it correctly, but did that person ask you, "Do you want butter on your popcorn?"

 

[ShyGuy1855]

"Thank you so much!" said the clerk at the international market.

(Not a very interpersonal day for me, but it was very nice.)

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Bounce a quarter off my ass

 

[Jake069258]

When can I get you hard again?

 

[Lady2020]

Do it.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Miss you.

 

[BadAmy]

.....

 

[OxfordJack]

I owe you an orgasm

 

[Saturn0815]

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

I said Oui!

Lucky guy!