What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

You guys make me wanna hurl. :heart::heart:


I was told I was missed. 😍 (No worries, different guy :D )

Which I thought was pretty impressive, considering what a crazy ass weekend he had. I'm surprised he had time to remember his name, much less think about me.

FTR, I missed him, too. ;)
 
The day just started... *taps fingernails on desk*

I’m waaaiiitttiiinnnggg
 
The day just started... *taps fingernails on desk*

I’m waaaiiitttiiinnnggg

Yes I just quoted myself...

But damn these men are quick and talented!

“You are my meal.” — and then there was other talk about playing a symphony and an encore ;)

“Smart and sexy. You are lethal.”

Thank you both for falling for my compliment fishing! I :heart: you guys big time!
 
I haven’t spoken to anyone today, and pretty unlikely to. Maybe i’ll Tell myself something sexy later :cattail:
 
That she wished she was as good at yoga as me (which was sexy because she is better than me imo)
 
Talking about her haircut, she said I'd be happy that her hair was still long enough to pull . . .
 
"I want to lick myself off your dick."

My blood pressure still hasn't returned to normal.
 
Wow..

Sorry I took 30mg of melatonin before bed. I thought I was dreaming when you woke me. This morning I could still taste you in my mouth. That’s when I realized it was not a dream. I love you so much!

My husband via text!
 
If you fuck as good as you shoot, you must be a hit with the ladies.


About as random as it gets.
 
Back
Top