What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Wild_Honey_66]

You guys make me wanna hurl.


I was told I was missed. (No worries, different guy )

Which I thought was pretty impressive, considering what a crazy ass weekend he had. I'm surprised he had time to remember his name, much less think about me.

FTR, I missed him, too.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"Is there anything I can do to make you happy? "

"There is more to you than your body. You never disappoint me."

 

[lacandy]

The day just started... *taps fingernails on desk*

I’m waaaiiitttiiinnnggg

 

[lacandy]

The day just started... *taps fingernails on desk*

I’m waaaiiitttiiinnnggg

Yes I just quoted myself...

But damn these men are quick and talented!

“You are my meal.” — and then there was other talk about playing a symphony and an encore

“Smart and sexy. You are lethal.”

Thank you both for falling for my compliment fishing! I you guys big time!

 

[Leigh81]

A love you from my husband & I got a "damn girl" at a coffee shop

L

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"I was dressed for work, I got undressed for you."
Fuck that bod. -bites lips-

 

[LikeableMe]

I haven’t spoken to anyone today, and pretty unlikely to. Maybe i’ll Tell myself something sexy later

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

New avatar is devastating, Honey

It was a nice thing for him to say.

 

[SassySheDevil]

He told me he got a new truck and wished I could help him break it in.

 

[LizVegas79]

That she wished she was as good at yoga as me (which was sexy because she is better than me imo)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oooh! I've had some good ones the past couple of days! Let me look them up, and I'll be back.

 

[mrppv]

I want you inside of me!

 

[Beachgirl22]

"My work mojo is going to be phucked if I don't get that thought out my head quickly."

 

[AbsintheFather]

Talking about her haircut, she said I'd be happy that her hair was still long enough to pull . . .

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"I want to lick myself off your dick."

My blood pressure still hasn't returned to normal.

 

[Scareltt]

Wow..

Sorry I took 30mg of melatonin before bed. I thought I was dreaming when you woke me. This morning I could still taste you in my mouth. That’s when I realized it was not a dream. I love you so much!

My husband via text!

 

[beachbaby179]

Frankly, I like being "that guy".

In context, that was sexy as hell. Trust me.

 

[lacandy]

"I bet they bounce beautifully"

 

[stu_gats_2000]

"I bet they bounce beautifully"

what are we talking about here?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Frankly, I like being "that guy".

In context, that was sexy as hell. Trust me.

scratching head... how is that sexy?

 

[Ginmill72]

If you fuck as good as you shoot, you must be a hit with the ladies.


About as random as it gets.

 

[beachbaby179]

scratching head... how is that sexy?

I didn't quote what came before or after...

 

[Farawyn]

Context is everything.

 

[lacandy]

what are we talking about here?

Maybe it's the amazing new rubber balls that I made as my new hobby?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Maybe it's the amazing new rubber balls that I made as my new hobby?

hobbies are good