What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[ExiledWelshman]

I'm not sure being called a jelly baby qualifies as sexy, mind.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm not sure being called a jelly baby qualifies as sexy, mind.

Oi!
don't knock it!

 

[CucumberLemonade]

"Finding a nice bush to play with while trying to not distract the princess would be great fun!"

"It would be a great workout for us to burn calories."

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Oi!
don't knock it!

Nah I'll take it. Its as good as it gets nowadays!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well... I had a few things from some friendly folks, and... it was nice...

but it just doesn't seem to mean as much as when it comes from someone I'm really fond of, you know?

 

[LikeableMe]

No one has spoken to me at all today, and I'm about to leave for work - hoping no one says anything even remotely sexy to me there! No thank you lol

 

[MrEd63]

A blank day here so far

 

[BadAmy]

Remarkable.

 

[iamincognito45]

I'm missed...

 

[hotcpu]

I wish I could find alone time with you ...

 

[Suz_anne]

"Baby, I'm all about ethical sin."

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Housemate told me I'd done a fine job of mounting the TV on the wall.

That's literally as good as it's got today.

 

[IhateClowns]

You only have 1 item. Why don’t you go ahead of me.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

That she had a crush on me.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

That she had a crush on me.

That I'm brilliant and creative .

 

[BadAmy]

You make me want to want you to do dirty things.

 

[Que]

"Thank you," from the cashier / possible proprietoress of the corner market.

What?

I find the exchange of filthy lucre kinda hot, and she sounded like she meant it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

So did you enjoy your colonoscopy?

 

[CucumberLemonade]

"I should write a song for you. "

And something about playing: "it is hard to keep up"

 

[Deacon_Voss]

"This shirts clean"

 

[blu_caprice]

"See you tomorrow," said the waiter at this restaurant where I've eaten every evening this week. He wants my body. Obviously.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I want to fuck you while your wearing those cargo shorts and rifle through all those pockets.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

That I'm pretty cool.

 

[tolyk]

That I'm pretty cool.

You are so much more than "cool"

 

[MrEd63]

"I want to bounce up and down on your cock until you cum inside me"