What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[LikeableMe]

I haven’t heard anything that I can consider even remotely sexy today... a conversation about ancestors, and one about the weather. I hibernate in summer!

 

[makemewet69]

Oh my fucking god Jesus fucking Christ.....

 

[lacandy]

Damn you're good...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have not even spoken to anyone today

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You have toothpaste on your chin.

This was said by a relative so this should tell you how sexy my day is, so far.

 

[Farawyn]

“Now clean me off like a good girl.”

So I did.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We are going to take out the catheter today.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You don't look as tired today.

 

[bulgy_pants]

Nothing today so far. But yesterday someone described my bulge as jaw dropping!

 

[Taegul]

Some guy on the road gave me the finger. That's kind of sort of him saying he wanted to fuck me, right?

 

[tolyk]

Sexiest thing I was told today was a moan.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"You know I like the cock hungry slut that exists just below the surface of your sweet exterior."

 

[magicmikeaustin]

"You know I like the cock hungry slut that exis6t just below the surface of your sweet exterior."

Bam ...

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Bam ...

I mean....

 

[Jada59]

Quite a few things, but I'll never tell!

 

[jmarx20102012]

So little to choose from but got a couple nice compliments at least.

 

[Wyldfire]

"You make a buzz cut sexy." It is too hot even at night to wear any of my wigs right now.

 

[HBergeron]

Not so much 'told' as shown...

(boobs always cheer me up)

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Not so much 'told' as shown...

(boobs always cheer me up)

That's funny! Me too!

*looks down. grins*

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ummm... Nice car?

 

[pikmin1388]

Do you expect me to fuck you senseless

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I've been awake an hour, so nothing.

Nothing yesterday either.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I've been awake an hour, so nothing.

Nothing yesterday either.

awww! my lil jelly baby!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

awww! my lil jelly baby!

Hello pud

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hello pud

hello lovely