What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Twlightdreamer]

For the first time in memory, my husband said I looked beautiful today.

 

[JerseyJade]

Good girl.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"I didn't eat breakfast this morning because I wanted to eat you."

ahem... well if you insist!

 

[BadAmy]

You are bad.

 

[angelofthenorth]

that the Tolkien Exhibition is brilliant

 

[tolyk]

That I would get _all_ of the pictures

 

[lacandy]

“Nipples can be moody”

 

[ydahecnot]

For the first time in memory, my husband said I looked beautiful today.

Uh oh, what's he covering up?

 

[CucumberLemonade]

You look so elegant and gorgeous!

 

[TheMrBurns]

You're my kryptonite.

 

[fathom7]

Hey -- buddy -- d'ya ferget yer dentures?


It's been a rough morning.

 

[SweetMystery]

"Being still in your presence is probably impossible."

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"Your smile is worth the copay." An elderly gentleman at work to me. A huge compliment as much as people complain about their copays!

 

[DarkSimian]

"Your smile is worth the copay." An elderly gentleman at work to me. A huge compliment as much as people complain about their copays!

I'm obviously going to the wrong doctors office.....

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Unrepeatable but a voice message and the words 'dixie girl'

 

[BadAmy]

Unrepeatable but a voice message and the words 'dixie girl'

I figure you'd like that

Lol

 

[Farawyn]

“I want you.” in Swedish.
But I think it actually translates to “noodles.”

 

[justlikebob]

Come and join me by the pool

 

[CucumberLemonade]

"I'd love to be the guide, the teacher, for that."

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I figure you'd like that

Lol

You're so good to me!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Baby
Shhh
Come here

I don't know if he realizes how he makes me melt when he says that.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Die, you asshole.

 

[beachbaby179]

I got nothin'.

 

[BadAmy]

You have such a sexy voice.

Made my night

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pillage my village