What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Beachgirl22]

A Giants fan told me I had a fantastic ass, right before he told me the Eagles suck.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A Giants fan told me I had a fantastic ass, right before he told me the Eagles suck.

Well it’s still a compliment.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Well it’s still a compliment.

and The Eagles won.

 

[mnbreastluver]

and The Eagles won.

See you got the last laugh.

 

[cole4258]

When do we leave ?

 

[janeyl]

That a friend of ours called me 'Filthy, a lady and a keeper' after we sent him some pictures...

 

[Jada59]

You are beautiful!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Your left ventricle is my favorite place. It’s super cute.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

I have great profile and I give good profile, so I'm doing great in profile, lmao

 

[Taegul]

"...those priests were probably jerking it left and right to your image."

 

[mnbreastluver]

You had a colonoscopy right?

 

[catherinewheel77]

"...those priests were probably jerking it left and right to your image."

Ahhhhh!! I’m going to knock you out.

That wasn’t for public consumption, you scoundrel!

 

[Taegul]

Ahhhhh!! I’m going to knock you out.

That wasn’t for public consumption, you scoundrel!

Well, it's not like anybody knew who said it to me. Don't worry, I'll keep it our little secret...

 

[catherinewheel77]

Well, it's not like anybody knew who said it to me. Don't worry, I'll keep it our little secret...

Haha..so I’m a bit vain when it comes to one-liners. Regardless, you’re still a total rake.

 

[Cymru6969]

“In pen? That’s ballsy.”

Crossword flirt.

 

[catherinewheel77]

“I don’t use Kleenex, I use Bounty.”

 

[Jada59]

Those muffins are really good!

 

[beachbaby179]

There's nothing random about you...

 

[Wyldfire]

"You're the hottest guard ever..." She said it like ten minutes ago when she went back to her place in the plant.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

She said "You're mine."

BC

 

[LucianaGrace]

She said "You're mine."

BC

Ooooh la la, Papa Dragon!
*inserts wolf whistle here*

 

[numeniusa]

"I'm going to make Millionaire's Shortbread again this Christmas"

Doesn't sound that sexy, I know, but.... this...

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey what's up? Wanna chat?

 

[TheMrBurns]

"I'm melting inside."

 

[Misshotndeep]

Your more beautiful inside than out and you're hot as fuck. Made my heart melt honestly.