What's your Karaoke threshold?

[TheEarl]

No, you don't! I did a face dive into the back of my friends car and sprained my baby finger, (at least I think that's how I did it,) and then I spent 10 minutes trying to unlock the door to the wrong suite thinking it was mine. My neighbor was not impressed. Actually, shouldn't call him my neighbor because it was the wrong floor altogether.

Birthdays. Gotta love em.

<cackles>

The Earl

 

[zeb1094]

Don't drink, don't sing. I think that tells story.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I want to see the continuation of the sequence

After that point, the camera guy got kind of drunk too and started trying to snap motion shots of me shaking my boo-tay to some heavy white guy with a big black affro wig singing "baby got back." Next day I was trying to figure out why there were a bunch of fuzzy stills of my ass.

Oh, by the way, the song I was singing was Don Henly's "Boy's of summer." I figured if I chose a bad enough song, my friend wouldn't drag me up there. I was wrong.

 

[yui]

How much alcohol do you need before you get up and sing?

Prodigious amounts.

I don't sing, I warble. It's not pretty.

 

[Xelebes]

I usually have no clue what the songs are that are on the karaoke machine, nevermind the lyrics.

 

[Tom Collins]

No one wants to hear me try to sing - trust me.

Aside from that, I hate karaoke. Wish it had never been invented. Hate the Japanese for exporting it. Loathe it with a passion. I don't want to hear other people sing, unless it's a concert or they're singing to me as we're fucking.

I'd be insulted if someone was capable of singing while we were fucking! Unless it was just one note...

 

[NoJo]

Prodigious amounts.

I don't sing, I warble. It's not pretty.

I'd pay to see you warble. I'd cover my ears, but I'd still look.

<nods>

 

[NoJo]

Thanks. I would normally not post drunk pics unless drunk.

What state of mind would you have to be in to post baby pics?

 

[NoJo]

I'd be insulted if someone was capable of singing while we were fucking! Unless it was just one note...

You could use her to tune your guitar

 

[sincerely_helene]

Stfucf

 

[yui]

No, you don't! I did a face dive into the back of my friends car and sprained my baby finger, (at least I think that's how I did it,) and then I spent 10 minutes trying to unlock the door to the wrong suite thinking it was mine. My neighbor was not impressed. Actually, shouldn't call him my neighbor because it was the wrong floor altogether.

Birthdays. Gotta love em.

Okay, Helene, it's official, I'm in your fan club.

I'd pay to see you warble. I'd cover my ears, but I'd still look.

<nods>

Two Long Island Ice Teas and I will not only sing, I'll dance like Little Egypt, too.

<doing the hoochie-coochie real slow>

<nods>

 

[Huckleman2000]

Okay, Helene, it's official, I'm in your fan club.


Two Long Island Ice Teas and I will not only sing, I'll dance like Little Egypt, too.

<doing the hoochie-coochie real slow>

<nods>

Waiter?! Two Long Island Ice Teas, please.

And something I can stick in my ears?

Thanks.


I'm a karaoke voyeur - I like to watch.
Who says live theater is dead?

[edit to add]
Too lewd!?
As lewd as you can imagine yourself, Yui, will never be 'too lewd' as far as I'm concerned.
In fact, take that as a challenge!

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I'd have to be pretty shit faced to actually get up and do it..
But then I don't want to be so drunk I cant sing a pretty little song.
I've never done it, and probably never will. I shouldn't sing in public, lol.


A couple weeks ago, they had karaoke at the bar, and the few people we heard were actually pretty good, which is unusual, lol.
One time though... *shudder*.. this scary guy got up and sang 'Only God knows why' ~ Kid Rock.
Dear lord.. I thought that song was the longest song ever written when Kid Rock sang it.... but I was quickly put in my place, lol.
That guy had his beer in one hand, and the microphone stand in the other. His eyes were shut, and he was swaying back and forth with such strength, I'm pretty sure he was having trouble standing up, lol.
In fact, his buddies had to come help him back to the table.

Ahh, I shouldn't make fun of people... I'm too much of a wimp to do it.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I'd have to be pretty shit faced to actually get up and do it..
But then I don't want to be so drunk I cant sing a pretty little song.
I've never done it, and probably never will. I shouldn't sing in public, lol.


A couple weeks ago, they had karaoke at the bar, and the few people we heard were actually pretty good, which is unusual, lol.
One time though... *shudder*.. this scary guy got up and sang 'Only God knows why' ~ Kid Rock.
Dear lord.. I thought that song was the longest song ever written when Kid Rock sang it.... but I was quickly put in my place, lol.
That guy had his beer in one hand, and the microphone stand in the other. His eyes were shut, and he was swaying back and forth with such strength, I'm pretty sure he was having trouble standing up, lol.
In fact, his buddies had to come help him back to the table.

Ahh, I shouldn't make fun of people... I'm too much of a wimp to do it.

Still, where cna you go nowadays to see a show for a 2-drink minimum?
Apart from the AH, I mean.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Still, where cna you go nowadays to see a show for a 2-drink minimum?
Apart from the AH, I mean.

LOL. That's very true.

 

[SeaCat]

You would have to force me at gunpoint. I don't like being that embarrased. Unless of course it is in a dark, cold basement and I am using it to torture someone.

Cat

 

[~photoguy~]

gunpoint is the only option for me

(and even then I may refuse)

 

[Guest]

I think the worst song I've heard done was Nancy Sinatra's These Boots are Made for Walkin'!

No, no, wait. On second thought, it was New York, New York.

Yeah. THAT was the worst.

But who cares? Karaoke is fun and silly. Mindless entertainment. I always cheer everyone on.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I think the worst song I've heard done was Nancy Sinatra's These Boots are Made for Walkin'!

No, no, wait. On second thought, it was New York, New York.

Yeah. THAT was the worst.

But who cares? Karaoke is fun and silly. Mindless entertainment. I always cheer everyone on.

That's the unwritten Karaoke rule - You always clap!
So, if you suck at it, no one yells "YOU SUCK!",; rather, it's expressed in a lesser degree of applause.

 

[yui]

Waiter?! Two Long Island Ice Teas, please.

And something I can stick in my ears?

Thanks.


I'm a karaoke voyeur - I like to watch.
Who says live theater is dead?

[edit to add]
Too lewd!?
As lewd as you can imagine yourself, Yui, will never be 'too lewd' as far as I'm concerned.
In fact, take that as a challenge!

I'll just put my knees over your ears, m'kay?

Working on lewd.

 

[Guest]

I'll just put my knees over your ears, m'kay?

Working on lewd.

Oh, you've got that covered.

 

[yui]

Oh, you've got that covered.

<laughing> Ouch, Sarah! Not sure what I did to you, but I didn't mean to, eh?

 

[Guest]

<laughing> Ouch, Sarah! Not sure what I did to you, but I didn't mean to, eh?

No, no, no! It was a tease, honest!

I was just responding to your naughty post with more naughtiness.

 

[Bridget69]

I never did any karaoke. And I wouldn't want to.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm generally safe because there is never anything on them that I would want to sing. The day someone puts "Bottle of Smoke" on a karaoke machine, I'm in trouble. It would probably still take a few pints, though.