What's your REAL name....

[Liar]

Baron von Münchausen.


Seriously, why do you have handles? If I wanted everyone to know, they would.

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

I'm Mike.

 

[Belegon]

if you know, it means you have earned a measure of my trust and appreciation. not to discourage those of you who do not. when it got to be more than four or five that knew, I realized that I might need to shut my big mouth. my profession still has "morals clauses" written into our employment, among other reasons...

 

[Op_Cit]

Stan....But, I want to be called "Loretta".

 

[neonlyte]

Wills

 

[Belegon]

Stan....But, I want to be called "Loretta".

Mark, is that you?

 

[Guest]

Stan....But, I want to be called "Loretta".

Oh, God.

I should know that one.

It's Python and classic. I know Eric Idle said it.

I give. What's it from

 

[minsue]

if you know, it means you have earned a measure of my trust and appreciation. not to discourage those of you who do not. when it got to be more than four or five that knew, I realized that I might need to shut my big mouth. my profession still has "morals clauses" written into our employment, among other reasons...

Ayup, same here. (not surprisingly) I usually try to reassure myself by trying to imagine how someone at work could smack me for it without losing their moral high ground. That and I've become disillusioned enough at work lately that losing the job might almost be worth the entertainment value of watching my boss squirm.

 

[Op_Cit]

Oh, God....I give. What's it from

Here's a hint:
"Out the door, line on the left, one cross each"

 

[Guest]

Here's a hint:
"Out the door, line on the left, one cross each"

The Life of Brian.

 

[Op_Cit]

Yep, "I'm Brian, and so's my wife."

 

[neonlyte]

Ayup, same here. (not surprisingly) I usually try to reassure myself by trying to imagine how someone at work could smack me for it without losing their moral high ground. That and I've become disillusioned enough at work lately that losing the job might almost be worth the entertainment value of watching my boss squirm.

Damn. I'm my own boss. Do I have to tell myself in front of a mirror?

 

[Guest]

Damn. I'm my own boss. Do I have to tell myself in front of a mirror?

I say you fire yourself, collect unemployment for a few months,resolve your differences and hire yourself back at a higher salary.

In the meantime you can rent your house to yourself and then sue because you're charging yourself too much rent.

You'll be rich in no time.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Damn. I'm my own boss. Do I have to tell myself in front of a mirror?

You can go through your computer's cookie files and give yourself a warning for using the company's resources to access a porn site.

 

[angelicminx]

Katherine Elizabeth Michaels















In all seriousness, my name is Penny. The above is the pen name I will use when I publish.

 

[Xelebes]

Google my name and you'll end up at a university in Japan.

 

[impressive]

if you know, it means you have earned a measure of my trust and appreciation. not to discourage those of you who do not. when it got to be more than four or five that knew, I realized that I might need to shut my big mouth. my profession still has "morals clauses" written into our employment, among other reasons...

What he said ... minus the morality clauses. I just don't want my kids blackballed when their friends' narrow-minded parents realize what an amoral slut I am.

 

[Guest]

Hello, my name's Bob.









You know, as in Bob... it's short for Kate.



Ok, seriously, my real name is Hilda Higgingbottom.










(Plenty of people know my real name, so: )



Katie Louise ******

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Tabitha Danielle.

And that's all you're gettin', lol.

 

[Guest]

i havent spelled my real name correctly... EVER.
when i was in kindergarten, i couldnt spell my name so my father, in his infinite wisdom said...just keep making loops
so
Rachael turned into Rachelle and that has been my name since i was 5. very odd schtuff. the really cool thing is that i am a real live Barron. hrm, go figure.*grin*

 

[matriarch]

Now I'm really ...... I only answer to Mat........

That could be interesting at immigration.

 

[impressive]

Now I'm really ...... I only answer to Mat........

That could be interesting at immigration.

I've grown rather fond of the "Imp" nickname, too.

 

[Guest]

Now I'm really ...... I only answer to Mat........

That could be interesting at immigration.

Unless they wanna pat you down (or up) because of it.





My real name?


Sweetsubsarahh, of course.

 

[matriarch]

Unless they wanna pat you down (or up) because of it.





My real name?


Sweetsubsarahh, of course.

Depends entirely on the patee.....

 

[bvoltaire]

apple...i like your work..thank you