What's your Sex Sign?

[trixiefirecracker]

(shrugs) i dunno...don't people always want what they don't have?

Yeah.....thats true....i mean...i want stuff that i can't have....

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Yeah.....thats true....i mean...i want stuff that i can't have....

Yep, i knew it! And btw, surgery is out of the question If it's not natural...i don't want it! well, in most cases

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Yep, i knew it! And btw, surgery is out of the question If it's not natural...i don't want it! well, in most cases

LOL.....whats with the new AV babe? No naked flesh????

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Yep, i knew it!

Knew what????

 

[Mountain Man]

Says I'm a Cancer....

no funny comments

http://www.quizdiva.com/cancer.jpg

Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet. Frequent sex seems to calm you down. But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style. You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

no funny comments

http://www.quizdiva.com/cancer.jpg

Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet. Frequent sex seems to calm you down. But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style. You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

Wow.....thats a nice sign...
Mine said I was a pervert and liked porno movies.....how on earth they knew that i'll never know.....LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

Wow.....thats a nice sign...
Mine said I was a pervert and liked porno movies.....how on earth they knew that i'll never know.....LOL

They're always watching you from up...i mean...down there, my child!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

They're always watching you from up...i mean...down there, my child!

LOL...no one up there is watching me...I got stcruck off that list a long time ago!

 

[Mountain Man]

Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

Wow.....thats a nice sign...
Mine said I was a pervert and liked porno movies.....how on earth they knew that i'll never know.....LOL

My guess is that a name like trixiefirecracker kina gave you away....

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

My guess is that a name like trixiefirecracker kina gave you away....

LOL...but im soooooooo sweet and innocent really!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

LOL...but im soooooooo sweet and innocent really!

pffffffffffffffffffttttt

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

pffffffffffffffffffttttt

LOL...okay...so i'm part time innocent....but its better than nothing!!!

 

[Mountain Man]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Says I'm a Cancer....

LOL...but im soooooooo sweet and innocent really!

RORFLMAO....hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha...

that's pretty funny.........

 

[Mountain Man]

I thought you were a "fucking evil bitch"?????????

 

[trixiefirecracker]

I thought you were a "fucking evil bitch"?????????

LOL...I have a split personality!!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL...I have a split personality!!

*eyes wander down her breasts....to that sexy thong...* ummm...split...what?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

*eyes wander down her breasts....to that sexy thong...* ummm...split...what?

LOL....figure that one out for yourself...

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL....figure that one out for yourself...

You'll have to take that thong off first, baby

 

[trixiefirecracker]

You'll have to take that thong off first, baby

*slipping my thong off and throwing it at Mav* LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

*slipping my thong off and throwing it at Mav* LOL

Damn you're EASY girl!!! LMAO

*catches her thong and sniff it like the perv he is and grins back at trix*

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Damn you're EASY girl!!! LMAO

*catches her thong and sniff it like the perv he is and grins back at trix*

Easy? Didn't you see the chastity belt underneath my thong??? LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Easy? Didn't you see the chastity belt underneath my thong??? LOL

Nope. I just thought you hadn't...LOL...nevermind

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Nope. I just thought you hadn't...LOL...nevermind

If you were thinking what I think you were thinking then thats just nasty!! LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

If you were thinking what I think you were thinking then thats just nasty!! LOL

Yep. nasty is my middle name...oh wait...no no...my middle name is slut...oh damn, wait...slut is my first name?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Yep. nasty is my middle name...oh wait...no no...my middle name is slut...oh damn, wait...slut is my first name?

Dude....sometimes you are just too damn confusing!