What's your superpower?

[Oliver Clozoff]

Speaking of gurupants, isn't it about time you stripped yours off for us, Jade? Me wanna lookee!

And I don't really have a superpower, unless you count the ability to make really good nachos. I know cooking isn't usually included in the realm of "super powers", but whoever made up the rules never tasted these nachos.

 

[CreamyLady]

Good grief. I'm a Scottish Terrier.

What does it all MEAN?

 

[Expertise]

You are basing your culinary prowess on nachos?

Thats a ringing endorsement of your skills. Jesus.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Goooo speed racer! You're unrealized superpower is SUPER SPEED! Do you sometimes feel like your life is a blur? It's because very few people move at the crazy pace you do. What does this mean for your work and social life? Sign up with Emode to find out. Membership is fast and free."

I honestly believe this test was "created" in about thirty seconds as a fun come on to join Emode because it made sense whatsoever and I'd complain more about it but I'm in a hurry gotta' go bu-bye.

 

[Adoratrice]

I have X-ray vision but I like this better!!!




The Sex Goddess Test

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty.

Let's just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you're in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

All true http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/ivy.gif

 

[Naked Hunny]

My superpower is premonition, my color orange, and apparently im a collie.

Now i took that maturity level one and apparently i still have adolescent behavior and emotions but have an adult responsibility level. Now is that suitable for someone my age and in my position? Im 20 yrs old what do they consider adolescent?

 

[Guest]

This is my results!

 

[Expertise]

The better to raid peoples cold beer stocks i'm sure.

 

[April]

Wish I had fire shooting powers. I know just who I'd like to incinerate right now. I've been "allowed" to get back online. Pisshead!!!

 

[Expertise]

You have mail Nance.

 

[April]

Thank you, dear Expertise. I assume you're gonna leave work soon, so I'll write you back this weekend. And no, it's not a bad response. Uh oh, I'm gonna do something embarrassing! LOL {{{{{Expertise}}}}}

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

An ashmatic sounding little dog who looks like he was smashed in the face with a snow shovel.

Sorry you didn't get very lucky there.

 

[Guest]