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wwtlt
You you got free extra fries on you fast food run?
Never. But my husband got once fries when he didn't order but fucker refused to share with me. So I told the cashier. Sadly, she only laughed instead of making him pay

WWTLTY had breakfast with the person who was only supposed to be one-nighter?
 
Never. But my husband got once fries when he didn't order but fucker refused to share with me. So I told the cashier. Sadly, she only laughed instead of making him pay

WWTLTY had breakfast with the person who was only supposed to be one-nighter?

Never, then it isn’t a one nighter!
WWTLTY peed outside?
 
Cake? A very long time, Key Lime pie on the other hand a month ago!

WWTLTY You passed gas accidentally in public?
 
Just now, and boy did I need that. The two
Earlier ones are just a prelude

WWTLTY sent someone who was not a lover flowers

I think it was last St. Patrick's Day. I got each of my female co-workers a green carnation for their desks.

WWTLTY were accused of something that was false?
 
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