Where the F*#K is My Cheese?

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Where the F*#K is My Cheese?

Have you talked to Doormouse about it. She professes innocense but you know how mice are about cheese.

Depends on what kind of cheese

okay... behaving now lol

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'd love to see someone write an erotic story about the characters in Doormouse's AV. I don't think it would technically count as bestiality, as no humans would be involved

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Cheese update.

The cheese was found, as in my poem, on top of the cabinet. I don't have any idea how it got there. The gas leak turned out to be the second pilot light not being lit.

All is well in my kitchen now.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Re: Where the F*#K is My Cheese?

Depends on what kind of cheese

okay... behaving now lol

According to CS, it was American cheese. It has been found now, but that doesn't mean you are innocent. If you had been there, peeking out your little semi-circular door in the baseboard, would ou have stolen the cheese? If so, you are guilty, according to some. It doesn't make sense to me either, but there you have it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

What if she dragged the cheese up to the cabinet planning to eat it, was startled by the possibility of an imminent gas explosion, and ran away, thus having the desire and action to steal the cheese, but not actually achieving the goal? Is she still guilty?

Shanglan

 

[SlickTony]

Carson, what were y'all doing with American cheese, anyway? Fixing to make cheeseburgers, I hope--that's all the stuff's good for.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, what were y'all doing with American cheese, anyway? Fixing to make cheeseburgers, I hope--that's all the stuff's good for.

Actually, yes. We had hamburgers, there was cheese left, my BF was making a sammich later with the leftovers when the deli items began to fly. I don't eat the crap myself (except on hamburgers.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

What if she dragged the cheese up to the cabinet planning to eat it, was startled by the possibility of an imminent gas explosion, and ran away, thus having the desire and action to steal the cheese, but not actually achieving the goal? Is she still guilty?

Shanglan

If Doormouse did take the cheese and drag it up to the top of the cabinet, it was theft, even if she didn't actually eat it. Her protestations of innocence might be because she didn't actually eat the cheese, but that wouldn't matter. Removal of the cheese with intent to eat it would make her guilty. If she had help in stealing the cheese, she would also be guilty of conspiracy to steal cheese.

That "conspiracy" is a felony, which is rather silly sometimes. If two persons are standing on one side of the street and one says "Let's go over there," meaning a place on the other side of the street, and the other says something like "We can just cut across the street here," and they do, and get busted for jaywalking, they can be charged with a felony. Jaywalking is a minor infraction but conspiracy to jaywalk is a felony. I have never heard of that actually happening but it could. If one of them had two "strikes" that could result in a 25 year prison term.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Stop talking shit on American cheese, you guys or you'll be accused of being un-American. You'll have a reverse freedom fries situation.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Stop talking shit on American cheese, you guys or you'll be accused of being un-American. You'll have a reverse freedom fries situation.

What about American Idol? It sucks, but then it's really only a rip-off (or franchise) of a limey concept anyway.

Shanglan