RoryN
You're screwed.
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Nothing says "I'm with Stupid" like patting yourself on the back over an imagined "win..."
I........don't think you understand how that insult works.
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Nothing says "I'm with Stupid" like patting yourself on the back over an imagined "win..."
Love him or hate him, AJ certainly finds all the ways to use up his daily allotted 3-hour morning internet posting berth before the wife unit starts tapping her watch.I........don't think you understand how that insult works.![]()
Narcissism is terrifying. Individualism, egotism, and solipsism are some of its faces.Nothing says "I'm with Stupid" like patting yourself on the back over an imagined "win..."
Or just her timing way of sticking it to Trump in public rather than showing up to support him at his criminal trial for cheating on her.She's not selling it for charity, and certainly not to contribute to Dozy Don's campaign fund. She has another purpose. Maybe it's for more plastic surgery, looking forward to the day when she no longer has to stay silent next to the Farter in Chief and needs to earn her own way in the world.
She wants a Gucci Coochie.
My guess is that a lot of public figures use body doubles. Otherwise, it's a pretty grueling lifestyle to be constantly observed.She and her in single quotes because the person, whoever it was may or may not have been the real person.
Didn't faze Michelle. She was ten toes down on being FLOTUS from Day One to bye-bye eight years later.My guess is that a lot of public figures use body doubles. Otherwise, it's a pretty grueling lifestyle to be constantly observed.
Michelle Obama
Marlene Reid, 35
Since Barack Obama's electoral campaign, my life has changed dramatically. A whole new world has been opened up. The first time I saw Michelle Obama, I was at home in Ilford, Essex, watching the electoral candidates on television. There was a brief shot of Barack's wife and I thought "she looks nice", but I didn't see the resemblance. As a mother of two, I have very little time to myself and rarely even look in the mirror. As the elections continued, my husband kept saying I reminded him of Michelle, but it wasn't until others told me the same thing that I believed him. I was shopping with my children one day, and a man said to me: "Goodness, what is Michelle Obama doing here?" The next day, I contacted a lookalike agency. They said I could do TV commercials, corporate events and modelling. I can't wait for my first job. Since being signed, I've been working on perfecting her looks and mannerisms: Michelle has a specific smile – she often doesn't show her teeth – and has a specific style of clothes. When I go shopping, I focus on buying formal pieces like hers, rather than jeans. I had long hair down to my lower back for years, but I recently had it cut above my shoulders, like Michelle. And I'm trying to perfect an American accent. I'm Jamaican, so it's not too far off. My kids help me practise and always pull me up when I use words or phrases Michelle wouldn't use. I hope my hard work will pay off. One day, I'd like to be a famous actress, and play the part of the First Lady in a film about her life.
Hillary Clinton went the "cuddle up next to him and fend off" route, and it didn't do her much good.Hey really, all joking aside, what's the deal with Melania?
Her poor husband is being victimized and is freezing his ass off in court, and she won't even cuddle up next to him and fend off that gold-digger Stormy Daniels.
I was lying when I said, "all joking aside," and then I was speaking from the toad's POV.Hillary Clinton went the "cuddle up next to him and fend off" route, and it didn't do her much good.
The deal with Melania is visible separation from the toad without losing the (renegotiated) prenuptials agreement money.
Well, yes, if you were speaking from the toad's POV, you would have had to be lying.I was lying when I said, "all joking aside," and then I was speaking from the toad's POV.
Melania is in hiding again. She doesn't want to be introduced as America's First Felania.
Back to Washington?
