Kylan said:Dang!! Luckily that fine upstanding and in no way villainous DirtyBear was good enough to warn me about when you do the swishing thing; but I will confess I was still unprepared for the effect, and the “Oh no no no no.” kinda threw me as well. DirtyBear did say you were a WMD (weapon of mass distraction) and I should be cautious if you were unleashed on poor, blameless, susceptible innocent men like little old me.
I do owe DirtyBear an apology though, for I was starting to believe your innocence (damn my Catholic upbringing) right up until the Freudian slip concerning you two being villainess. The truth always comes out…I don’t know how I could have doubted the veracity of DirtyBear for one second.
Alas, whilst looking for my teeth I sat on them and the buggers bit me on the bum. But luckily it brought me to my senses and I realised you were trying to pull the little red riding hood over my eyes.
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I went for B ... and I can be trusted as I got a point in the last round.
Reason for Editing ~ Because I'm a total moron and forgot I voted B ... apologies for any confusion caused to the threadholder.
lexielou2 said:*splutters and chokes*
Sorry did you just say DB was fine upstanding and in no way villainous?...we are still talking about the same bear here aren't we?
The same DB who takes great joy in posting the pics in this thread and then seeing many fall flat on their faces when they get it wrong, who sweet talked me into being a barmaid and then told me about the no panties rule after I excepted the job...NO of course he would never do anything like set poor innocent Razzy and I up to take the blame for this
In fact it was DB who told me that the draws had to be evil and cause angst to those who vote...I still think that the numbers Razzy and I called out were of no use what so ever and he just picked the draw himself to see us all suffer...and I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were in on this as well...he told me you were a sadistic bastard
That's what it is...the two of you have set Razzy and I up...admit it...we've seen through your plan now!
G'morning Mr. Ever-Changing-Sexy-Av.BullDawg69 said:Good morning Ms Blue...
Kylan said:I don't doubt for one instant the virtuous thoughts behind the noble DirtyBear's conception of this thread. He, being of good breeding and class, obviously wished to introduce the denizens of 'Literotica' to each other in a much more formal and elegant way than Am-pic's. I do so agree with you though in that DirtyBear would never set up two pure and righteous creatures. I'm delighted that you and Razzbeary are finally coming to accept your impious culpability in the whole nefarious affair of the rigging in this other thread that people whom are not Led Zeppelin fans should vote in...post hastily.
Unlike some that I may be quoting in this post, I try not to take sadistic pleasure from inflicting angst needlessly. I merely try to correct the behaviour of those led off the path of righteousness. It's a tough job, but as DirtyBear has proven,we innocent guy's are drawn to help where we can as it's in our nature. As to me being a bastard, I once seen photo's of my parents wedding which showed my Aunt cradling a hairy little child just in the background, so there's no way I could be a bastard.
*sigh* And you were doing so well. Remember, lexielou2, acceptance is the key.
lexielou2 said:Um...ok then...so the fact that people have turned in to alcholics, caused damage to personal property and have been threatening to spill blood is an 'elegant' way of getting to know each other is it....Razzy and I are admitting nothing...I stand by my intial comment that we have be set up by two devious men who set out to diminish our good reputations...and can I just point out that if you look back at last years music poll the draws were just as bad...Razzy and I were not involved in those...so ask youself this...who is the only person to be involved with both of the polls?
And what exactly is wrong with people who post am-pics?
Hmmm...and I suppose that is your only reason for being on this site then...to point out where we are all going morally wrong...or could it be that it just gives you plenty of people who, in your opinion, need to have 'their behaviour corrected' and in doing so, satisfy your own not so innocent sadistic nature...and to give yourself justification for the cravings within you to punish and cause pain to others.
I do not buy the innocent act...DB has already tried that one on me...and instead of looking like an angel he just succeeded in convincing me that his acting skills were just not up to such a huge task...so he just looked like a giant fairy, complete with wings and a tutu...I would post the pictures here but it is against my good nature to cause such embarrassment to him.
You see now I have doubts about if your mother is actually your real mother at all...or if you are the product of an illicit affair between your father and your 'aunt'...and that in an attempt to save the family from disgrace your fathers wife brought you up as her own.
I am well aware that acceptance is key...why else would I be going to all this effort to try and point out to you the error of your ways in believing DB over us.
Kylan said:You see how my client, Dirtybear, proved his acute grasp of the human psyche by realising the best way to get people into a discussion was to start a thread that would encourage people to relax, shed some blood, … you know, loosen up on general. I’m sure me and Dirtybear would stand by you standing by your initial comment in public and only questioning your wanton female desires personally. I would ask the court to strike the last lines of the defendant who’s prosecuting to defend herself from the record on the grounds that my clients past has no bearing on this case.
Why … I think there’s nothing wrong with the people who post in ‘Am-pics’ I was there in spirit myself for a time. What do you feel is wrong with people that post in ‘am-pics’ that may have given rise to your query?
Yup. The reason I’m hanging around is all of the reasons you mentioned. Guilty as charged, M’lud ...
I’m sure my client Dirtybear would be happy to post pictures of himself dressed as a giant fairy. He, being the fine upstanding member of society that he is, would relish the chance to show his wonderful sense of humour.
Your doubts to my parentage are understandable. My mother and aunts have often voiced doubts over whom actually deserves me, but I’m sure all sixteen of them did from time to time.
I reckon the reason you’re going to this effort to show me the error of my ways is because you’re a gloriously sensuous and decadent woman that need make no effort at all to be so.
But I am so delighted you did make such an effort.
DirtyBear said:Sorry to interrupt this aggressive flirt-fest.
Oh, btw... I'm with Kylan.... methinks the 2 ladies concerned are protesting FAR too much. The more flowery and intricate a defence... if this pathetic attempt by the two harlots in question can actually be called a defence.... The more flowery and intricate it is..... the more likely it is to be a BALD FACED LIE!!!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury....
*points at lexie*
.... how can you believe such a woman? Her and her accomplice 'Razzy' are just TOO polished... TOO nice.... but look at the evidence.... the great asses... the innocent but naughty double-entenres... they are whores in sheep's clothing. At least with Kylan and myself what you see is what you get. Two fine upstanding men, trustworthy and true.. as true as I am standing here...
I'm sure the jury isn't as gullible and stupid as the women take them for.
lexielou2 said:Oooo there is gonna be trouble for this young man...just you wait until Razzy and I get you alone without the backup of Kylan to help you...
Well don't say you weren't warned and that we didn't give you a chance to make amends...new addition to the uniform in the bar until you admit the truth...
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lexielou2 said:{because I won one} <snip> Um when did we move on to my wanton desires...I thought we were talking about me being set up...I think that was a diversionary tactic on your behalf .
Objection! DB's past is important in this case as he has on several recent occasions pointed out that this kind of pain and angst was caused the last time round...he clearly has no remorse for his previous actions and this only provides more evidence of the devious underhand nature of your client.
I have no problem with those who post in am-pics, I have more than a few pics of my own there...I was just wanting to clarify that you weren't using that against me as part of you evidence to the court.
Well at least you've admitted that part...well done hun, that's the hardest part, now just keep going and come clean about the conspiracy between DB and yourself.
Well I guess that I am to be counted as one of those 'fine upstanding members of society' as well then...seeing as I had the good humour to let DB post pics of me as a giant chicken.
Wow...now I see where all your problems with the truth come from...a troubled childhood being passed from one family member to another, never truly knowing who you belonged to or who you should believe.
I see you are finally seeing me for what I really am...and not some devious, slitch oops I mean, slutty witch that DB would have you believe Razzy and I am...
Always good to see a man who appreciates the efforts us women go to when proving they are wrong
