Which Lister is this????

lexielou2 said:
Oooo there is gonna be trouble for this young man...just you wait until Razzy and I get you alone without the backup of Kylan to help you... :devil:

Well don't say you weren't warned and that we didn't give you a chance to make amends...new addition to the uniform in the bar until you admit the truth... :p

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DirtyBear said:
Sorry to interrupt this aggressive flirt-fest. :p

Oh, btw... I'm with Kylan.... methinks the 2 ladies concerned are protesting FAR too much. The more flowery and intricate a defence... if this pathetic attempt by the two harlots in question can actually be called a defence.... The more flowery and intricate it is..... the more likely it is to be a BALD FACED LIE!!!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury....

*points at lexie*

.... how can you believe such a woman? Her and her accomplice 'Razzy' are just TOO polished... TOO nice.... but look at the evidence.... the great asses... the innocent but naughty double-entenres... they are whores in sheep's clothing. At least with Kylan and myself what you see is what you get. Two fine upstanding men, trustworthy and true.. as true as I am standing here...

I'm sure the jury isn't as gullible and stupid as the women take them for. :rolleyes:
Darn straight there's going to be trouble!!! Whether he's got Kylan as backup or not.. :p

Protesting far too much?? *aghast look* How could anyone not see that our characters are being besmirched by these two fine gentlemen (using the term loosely mind you), and I think we may well need to put up a vote amongst the fine Litizens to prove who are the innocent parties (us two girls of course), and who the wicked besmirchers really are (everyone knows it's those two rascally guys!). We have been set up rather grandly by the dashing DB, who has in turn been supported in his effort by the debonair Kylan. What smoothed-tongue devils they are!

So in the meantime Lexie, meet me at Harrod's in the morning to go shopping for panties similar to the above. We need to buy enough for all the ladies at the Bar.. ;)
 
lexielou2 said:
This seems to have taken a turn away from me being a devious witch who set out to cause pain and angst in the music thread...to me being responsible for everything just because I'm sexy :catroar:

Umm...well I won't argue on the wonferfully wanton woman part...and DB does have a big heart...but it's more like your client was wanting a piece of my breast...or my arse knowing him...actually I stand corrected on that one, he was after two arses seeing as it was Razzy and me that he was setting up... :devil:

Ok then so we'll discount the previous submitted evidence on the basis that he never faced charges for those allegations... :rolleyes:

Hmmm...so was that just for leagal reasons that you went looking at my pics then...and where was that sentence heading... ;)

lol...now that I would pay good money to see :D

Well that sounds like an entirely different case of criminal damage that maybe is best left for the court to proceed over on another day :p

Damn you...how am I supposed to come up with a good argument to that...although I don't think destruction is quite the right word...maybe powers to seduce and distract would be better...

lol...well you hardly paused at all for me to be able to get a word in edgeways :p

:kiss:

Once again you try to suggest that you are the innocent party in causing angst and laying the blame at the virtuous honourable and upright DirtyBear’s door. And yet you do so whilst admitting that you are a Siren whom entices and tempts the senses, whom coaxes the lust of goodly men to banish all their cognitive thought and reason.

I put it to the court that the defendant that is prosecuting by defending has finally admitted her own guilt in this whole messy affair and the charges against DirtyBear should, in the interests of justice, be dropped so that he may return to caring for the little furry creatures of the woodland with a clear conscience.

Yes, I was allowing my gaze to pour as liquid across the photographs on your picture thread purely for legal reasons. I merely wished to see what might arise and it did. But maybe it’s best I don’t reveal exactly what, or where that sentence was heading. ;)

I’m sure DirtyBear, being the munificent and chivalrous man that he truly is, will seek no reward to post them stills of him attired in ’Fairy’ garb. :D

I think my defence of breaking the home before I left would be based on my childish inquisitive desire to see how things work. :p

You really can’t put up a good argument against you being a wonderfully beautific and seductive creature, because it is what you are.

I normally yawn when I’m fascinated by a conversation … I'm sure you'll get your chance. :p
 
'munificent'.... now there's a word you don't hear every day. :D

Great word tho...

And those pictures of me in a fairy outfit.... have been 'lost'... sorry. ;)
 
DirtyBear said:
'munificent'.... now there's a word you don't hear every day. :D

Great word tho...

And those pictures of me in a fairy outfit.... have been 'lost'... sorry. ;)
You as a fairy...........where..............I'd pay cash.............. :D
 
Kylan said:
Once again you try to suggest that you are the innocent party in causing angst and laying the blame at the virtuous honourable and upright DirtyBear’s door. And yet you do so whilst admitting that you are a Siren whom entices and tempts the senses, whom coaxes the lust of goodly men to banish all their cognitive thought and reason.

I put it to the court that the defendant that is prosecuting by defending has finally admitted her own guilt in this whole messy affair and the charges against DirtyBear should, in the interests of justice, be dropped so that he may return to caring for the little furry creatures of the woodland with a clear conscience.

Yes, I was allowing my gaze to pour as liquid across the photographs on your picture thread purely for legal reasons. I merely wished to see what might arise and it did. But maybe it’s best I don’t reveal exactly what, or where that sentence was heading. ;)

I’m sure DirtyBear, being the munificent and chivalrous man that he truly is, will seek no reward to post them stills of him attired in ’Fairy’ garb. :D

I think my defence of breaking the home before I left would be based on my childish inquisitive desire to see how things work. :p

You really can’t put up a good argument against you being a wonderfully beautific and seductive creature, because it is what you are.

I normally yawn when I’m fascinated by a conversation … I'm sure you'll get your chance. :p

I do not deny what you have said about me, I am all of those things and more...but I am not the evil, slitch that I have been made out to be.

Before the court considers the request for this case to be dropped I would like to submit exhibit A...I would like to draw the courts attention to the 3rd and 4th lines of this recent post of the supposedly innocent man. It shows that whilst he may have been publicly quiet in this case, choosing to let his attorney do the talking for him, he is in fact taking pleasure in both the angst that HIS thread is causing and in watching the very public flogging of me, an innocent young woman.

Hmmm...it seems to me that you are enjoying your job far too much ;)

Really?...I think that DB said it all when he admitted that said photographs of 'Archangel DirtyBear' have since been 'lost'...probably due to the fact that he knew that should such pictures have been reproduced for all to see he would never again be able to claim that he is angelic because everyone would, like I have done, see through the act and fall about laughing at the grown man dressed as a fairy.

I'm sure that is not how your mother and many Aunts would have worded it...I am sure there are many names that you were called other than Kylan during your childhood :p


Why thank you...but in this case flattery will get you nowhere :D

Yawning?...well I guess that is what you get when you start a fight with someone much younger than yourself...just not enough stamina to keep up with me :p
 
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Razzbeary said:
Darn straight there's going to be trouble!!! Whether he's got Kylan as backup or not.. :p

Protesting far too much?? *aghast look* How could anyone not see that our characters are being besmirched by these two fine gentlemen (using the term loosely mind you), and I think we may well need to put up a vote amongst the fine Litizens to prove who are the innocent parties (us two girls of course), and who the wicked besmirchers really are (everyone knows it's those two rascally guys!). We have been set up rather grandly by the dashing DB, who has in turn been supported in his effort by the debonair Kylan. What smoothed-tongue devils they are!

So in the meantime Lexie, meet me at Harrod's in the morning to go shopping for panties similar to the above. We need to buy enough for all the ladies at the Bar.. ;)

Exactly what I was thinking Razzy...they need to be taught a lesson :p

If anything I would say that protesting too much was not a sign of guilt...just the desperate attemps of us innocent girls to clear our names.

And yes you are right again my twin slitch when you say that they are smooth-tongued devils...but it seems to me that they hadn't banked on us females being so intelligent and just as capable of arguing our case as they are. :D

I think we need to have a fashion show this evening don't you...just to let DB see exactly what we purchased this morning :p
 
I have a very good spy network, both says that this is, D; the very sexy Morrigu!
 
lexielou2 said:
Before the court considers the request for this case to be dropped I would like to submit exhibit A...I would like to draw the courts attention to the 3rd and 4th lines of this recent post of the supposedly innocent man. It shows that whilst he may have been publicly quiet in this case, choosing to let his attorney do the talking for him, he is in fact taking pleasure in both the angst that HIS thread is causing and in watching the very public flogging of me, an innocent young woman.

Using my own smile post against me in a court of Lit.... :rolleyes:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jur-orgy.... surely this is reprehensible behaviour?

Can this harlot be trusted? That is what you must ask yourself....
 
DirtyBear said:
Using my own smile post against me in a court of Lit.... :rolleyes:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jur-orgy.... surely this is reprehensible behaviour?

Can this harlot be trusted? That is what you must ask yourself....

I am 100% trustworthy I can assure you...I'm not the one pretending to be innocent and then on another thread post about the joy you are taking in this and the music thread...I just felt the court had a right to know the truth...because I'm a good little girl who was taught to always tell the truth :p :D
 
lexielou2 said:
I am 100% trustworthy I can assure you...I'm not the one pretending to be innocent and then on another thread post about the joy you are taking in this and the music thread...I just felt the court had a right to know the truth...because I'm a good little girl who was taught to always tell the truth :p :D

I think this ought to be taken to the people of Lit..... in the form of a poll-thread.... don't you? :p
 
DirtyBear said:
I think this ought to be taken to the people of Lit..... in the form of a poll-thread.... don't you? :p

Lol...well I would accept your challenge but I'd hate to see two grown men cry when they lose :p :D
 
lexielou2 said:
Lol...well I would accept your challenge but I'd hate to see two grown men cry when they lose :p :D

Translation: I'm scared shitless... and I know you and Kylan are telling the truth and Razzy and I are slitchy fibbers. :rolleyes: :p
 
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