DirtyBear said:Translation: I'm scared shitless... and I know you and Kylan are telling the truth and Razzy and I are slitchy fibbers.
I must agree with you here on everything Lexie..lexielou2 said:Exactly what I was thinking Razzy...they need to be taught a lesson
If anything I would say that protesting too much was not a sign of guilt...just the desperate attemps of us innocent girls to clear our names.
And yes you are right again my twin slitch when you say that they are smooth-tongued devils...but it seems to me that they hadn't banked on us females being so intelligent and just as capable of arguing our case as they are.
I think we need to have a fashion show this evening don't you...just to let DB see exactly what we purchased this morning
)CCaprice said:
sunbunny3 said:Wow! I get busy for a few days and it goes crazy here! lol missed you
Is it to late to vote for A??
molly hunter28 
You lil stinker DB! Darn it all.. have to come up with new means of doing research!DirtyBear said:OK.... the answer is.....
Yet another lesson NOT to go with the majority isn't it.... as 5 of the last 6 attest..lol.
Thanks molly for providing an untypical pic.
Those with points are: -
butterscotch
molly hunter28
NorCalMan2007
here on Lit--so I'm going to have to make a wild guess and say B 
lexielou2 said:I do not deny what you have said about me, I am all of those things and more...but I am not the evil, slitch that I have been made out to be.
Before the court considers the request for this case to be dropped I would like to submit exhibit A...I would like to draw the courts attention to the 3rd and 4th lines of this recent post of the supposedly innocent man. It shows that whilst he may have been publicly quiet in this case, choosing to let his attorney do the talking for him, he is in fact taking pleasure in both the angst that HIS thread is causing and in watching the very public flogging of me, an innocent young woman.
Hmmm...it seems to me that you are enjoying your job far too much
Really?...I think that DB said it all when he admitted that said photographs of 'Archangel DirtyBear' have since been 'lost'...probably due to the fact that he knew that should such pictures have been reproduced for all to see he would never again be able to claim that he is angelic because everyone would, like I have done, see through the act and fall about laughing at the grown man dressed as a fairy.
I'm sure that is not how your mother and many Aunts would have worded it...I am sure there are many names that you were called other than Kylan during your childhood
Why thank you...but in this case flattery will get you nowhere
Yawning?...well I guess that is what you get when you start a fight with someone much younger than yourself...just not enough stamina to keep up with me
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DirtyBear said:OK.... the answer is.....
31.
http://pixcastle.com/pic/9947PeXxC/198332.jpg
a. DirtyBear
b. nctoddmc
c. Scribbleros
d. Marshal Nash
e. Mike2697
f. NorCalMan2007
Kylan said:I see, so whilst freely admitting that you indeed are one whom lures and tempts chaste, unsullied and trustworthy men like DirtyBear onto the reef of your licentious desire, you expect to be believed that you are innocent ‘just this one time’
I would like to point out to the court that the defendant who is prosecuting by defending has introduced into evidence the very post the proves beyond the shadow of doubt the wondrous munificence of DirtyBear. There, plain for all with Literotican accounts to see, is his willingness to forgive this tremendously attractive, intelligent and wonderfully humorous ‘Lexie’ creature for her unwarranted and malicious attempt to besmirch his character by stating that he is still willing to smile at her in a way most lenient and that is not at all leering.
Yes, I do love this job… errr .. but only because I’ve saved many, many women (well, nearly one) from being damned for all eternity due to their duplicitous and wicked nature. I, like DirtyBear (whom owes me a bonus for using ‘munificence’) take very little pleasure from a sordid situations that are always somebody else’s fault.
Damn, you do raise a very good point on the photographs of my client in Fairy garb being mysteriously lost though …
I mean …
Objection!!! Once again the defendant that is prosecuting by defending is using the enticement of her enchanting trickery in order to gain favour with the court. But has one other inhabitant of Literonia came forward to request perusal of said photographs of DirtyBear in his fairy costume? No!! And why not? … I have no idea
I mean … obviously, because these photographs have no bearing. I hereby request that all further reference to said photographs of DirtyBear flouncing around in a tutu like an overgrown Barbie with Ken’s accessories are omitted from these proceedings until at least as many Literonian’s as possible have bumped this thread to the front page with a request to see said photographs.
Phew, I really helped my client there. Benidorm, here I come…
Yes, I don’t doubt there are many names I am called by people whom show their great respect for my always being right by refusing to talk to me. As to what they are, I have no idea because they won’t tell me. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their amicable armpits.
Shame that, because after studying your picture thread again at great length, I had decided that flattery would get you whatever the hell you damn well wanted.
Yes, I do so enjoy chatting with girls. Before you happened along I felt starved. Now, after reading your posts, I feel thoroughly fed up.
