Which Lister is this????

[Kylan]

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31.
http://pixcastle.com/pic/9947PeXxC/198332.jpg

a. DirtyBear
b. nctoddmc
c. Scribbleros
d. Marshal Nash
e. Mike2697
f. NorCalMan2007

You're sacked.

Shush ...

You'll make me feel impartial.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I'll offer another wrong guess .... D, maybe??

 

[lexielou2]

I see, so whilst freely admitting that you indeed are one whom lures and tempts chaste, unsullied and trustworthy men like DirtyBear onto the reef of your licentious desire, you expect to be believed that you are innocent ‘just this one time’

I would like to point out to the court that the defendant who is prosecuting by defending has introduced into evidence the very post the proves beyond the shadow of doubt the wondrous munificence of DirtyBear. There, plain for all with Literotican accounts to see, is his willingness to forgive this tremendously attractive, intelligent and wonderfully humorous ‘Lexie’ creature for her unwarranted and malicious attempt to besmirch his character by stating that he is still willing to smile at her in a way most lenient and that is not at all leering.

Yes, I do love this job… errr .. but only because I’ve saved many, many women (well, nearly one) from being damned for all eternity due to their duplicitous and wicked nature. I, like DirtyBear (whom owes me a bonus for using ‘munificence’) take very little pleasure from a sordid situations that are always somebody else’s fault.

Damn, you do raise a very good point on the photographs of my client in Fairy garb being mysteriously lost though …

I mean …

Objection!!! Once again the defendant that is prosecuting by defending is using the enticement of her enchanting trickery in order to gain favour with the court. But has one other inhabitant of Literonia came forward to request perusal of said photographs of DirtyBear in his fairy costume? No!! And why not? … I have no idea …

I mean … obviously, because these photographs have no bearing. I hereby request that all further reference to said photographs of DirtyBear flouncing around in a tutu like an overgrown Barbie with Ken’s accessories are omitted from these proceedings until at least as many Literonian’s as possible have bumped this thread to the front page with a request to see said photographs.

Phew, I really helped my client there. Benidorm, here I come…

Yes, I don’t doubt there are many names I am called by people whom show their great respect for my always being right by refusing to talk to me. As to what they are, I have no idea because they won’t tell me. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their amicable armpits.

Shame that, because after studying your picture thread again at great length, I had decided that flattery would get you whatever the hell you damn well wanted. ;-)

Yes, I do so enjoy chatting with girls. Before you happened along I felt starved. Now, after reading your posts, I feel thoroughly fed up.


:-D

That is exactly what I am saying...since when did being a sexy minx...um I mean woman...mean that I also must be capable of lying and setting out to cause pain and angst to those just for the sake of a music thread

I disagree with you comment on his forgiving 'smile'...it was more a smug smile at how well his plan had come together and that he had also managed to drag you into it as well, while he sits back and rubs his hands together with glee.

Typical man bragging about quantity when really you mean one...next you'll be telling me this <--------> is three inches
And I'm sure you've proabably had a hand in helping some of those poor women into the sordid situations they have found themselves only to deny it later...

Um...I don't think I really need to say anymore about those photographs...you have said more than enough for me

Hmmm...you always being right?...well I suppose there is always a first time for everything in life...how does it feel to be wrong this time?

lol...I thought you had done the inspection of my pictures in relation to this case already...seems to me your loyalty to your client maybe waning...I believe this admission along with the foul up over your defence of his fairy pictures is what resulted in your client sacking you.

Chatting with girls?...pervert!

 

[BlueMorpho]

Process of elimination has gotten me down to three choices, and then I'm guessing about knocking one of the remaining three out. Anyway, put me down for B.

 

[webbo1]

I'll try A this time please

 

[garbage can]

Hmmm, teeny dick, probably E.............

 

[Buttah]

I'm going with C for no particular reason.

 

[Scribbleros]

my guess is a.

 

[DDgirl]

I'm going to guess D

 

[elizabeth22673]

I will guess A pls

 

[SecretLove69]

Well, while I am torn between two choices - further investigation reveals a member that has had a fair amount of use and abuse so I will guess.....

A. DirtyBear

 

[hdlynnette]

A please.

 

[simply_subbie]

*closed my eyes and pointed at the choices*
B it is.

 

[CCaprice]

*throws a dart at the list*

A this time, please

 

[lexielou2]

DAMN...wrong again on the last one...this is not good

Well I've looked through the am pics and I'm still none the wiser as to who this great pic is of...looks like it's back to flipping a coin again...

I'm gonna go with B...

and if I'm wrong I'm gonna sit on whoever it is that has prevented me from getting a correct answer...Oooo wait can I change my mind about my guess?

 

[magicalhands]

Count me in for A please

 

[rozezwild]

c please

 

[trent0553]

A please for this round.

I have to pay more attention

 

[Kylan]

That is exactly what I am saying...since when did being a sexy minx...um I mean woman...mean that I also must be capable of lying and setting out to cause pain and angst to those just for the sake of a music thread

I disagree with you comment on his forgiving 'smile'...it was more a smug smile at how well his plan had come together and that he had also managed to drag you into it as well, while he sits back and rubs his hands together with glee.

Typical man bragging about quantity when really you mean one...next you'll be telling me this <--------> is three inches
And I'm sure you've proabably had a hand in helping some of those poor women into the sordid situations they have found themselves only to deny it later...

Um...I don't think I really need to say anymore about those photographs...you have said more than enough for me :-D

Hmmm...you always being right?...well I suppose there is always a first time for everything in life...how does it feel to be wrong this time?

lol...I thought you had done the inspection of my pictures in relation to this case already...seems to me your loyalty to your client maybe waning...I believe this admission along with the foul up over your defence of his fairy pictures is what resulted in your client sacking you.

Chatting with girls?...pervert!

Although I’ve been sacked by that complete bas… - *sob*- forgive me, I’m so upset. That total bas… - *snivel*-. That complete and total bastion of chivalry, DirtyBear, I shall come before him and to once again stand behind him clutching the straight razor … err… of justice.

It is because you're a salacious vixen whose mind is filled with gloriously decadent thoughts of wanton lust that you are far more capable than the dull and unadventurous DirtyBear of creating such angst in a music thread. Unless, of course, you are admitting that because he is of the male variety, he is much cleverer than you?

Yeah, I know where you’re coming from on that one. He is a smug bas … tion of gallantry, but it is this very character trait which makes him smarter than the average bear and has caused his doubtless sorrow at my ever posting in this thread.

Of course that’s not three inches … that’s six inches, as I’m sure many males would like to back me up on…I mean, agree with me on. As to men bragging about quantity, have I once even mentioned the fact that my wand of deliverance is so big that I’d wear it as a neck-tie if I wasn't afraid of getting a hard-on and decapitating myself? No! So once again it is you whom is blatantly attempting to discuss the size of matters which does not matter in this matter.

I agree, there’s no need mention the stills of DirtyBear in a pink taffeta gown.

Wrong?! Me?! Not possible. Why, even when I was born God admitted he was totally in the wrong.

I feel it’s important to review, right-click, save, right-click and view full screen when it come to photographs. I’d hate to think I missed something. But you needn’t go to that trouble. You most certainly have everything in just the right places. Also be assured that my loyalty to my client remains as to how it always has been when it comes to a pretty woman.

Hey, I only chat with girls until I sleep with them, their mothers, their sisters and their female best friends. After that I totally get right back to being friends of a friend.

 

[Essa]

C, for me please.

 

[molly_hunter28]

Think I'll throw a dart at the screen to pick this one...

C

 

[Morrigu]

Think I might have this one licked..................B please

 

[Sweet_n_Curious]

A for me please, DB.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Guessing D

 

[lexielou2]

Although I’ve been sacked by that complete bas… - *sob*- forgive me, I’m so upset. That total bas… - *snivel*-. That complete and total bastion of chivalry, DirtyBear, I shall come before him and to once again stand behind him clutching the straight razor … err… of justice.

It is because you're a salacious vixen whose mind is filled with gloriously decadent thoughts of wanton lust that you are far more capable than the dull and unadventurous DirtyBear of creating such angst in a music thread. Unless, of course, you are admitting that because he is of the male variety, he is much cleverer than you?

Yeah, I know where you’re coming from on that one. He is a smug bas … tion of gallantry, but it is this very character trait which makes him smarter than the average bear and has caused his doubtless sorrow at my ever posting in this thread. :-D

Of course that’s not three inches … that’s six inches, as I’m sure many males would like to back me up on…I mean, agree with me on. As to men bragging about quantity, have I once even mentioned the fact that my wand of deliverance is so big that I’d wear it as a neck-tie if I wasn't afraid of getting a hard-on and decapitating myself? No! So once again it is you whom is blatantly attempting to discuss the size of matters which does not matter in this matter.

I agree, there’s no need mention the stills of DirtyBear in a pink taffeta gown.

Wrong?! Me?! Not possible. Why, even when I was born God admitted he was totally in the wrong.

I feel it’s important to review, right-click, save, right-click and view full screen when it come to photographs. I’d hate to think I missed something. But you needn’t go to that trouble. You most certainly have everything in just the right places. Also be assured that my loyalty to my client remains as to how it always has been when it comes to a pretty woman.

Hey, I only chat with girls until I sleep with them, their mothers, their sisters and their female best friends. After that I totally get right back to being friends of a friend.

There, there hun...let it all out...*passes you a handkerchief* I know you feel betrayed by DB for dropping you after after all the work you've done for him...now do you see his true nature though...if he is capable of doing this to you surely he is more than capable of landing Razzy and I in it too.

Well yes, I can see how you came to that judgement about me...and maybe it is correct in certain areas, but not in the case of this music thread...While I do not agree that DB is cleverer than me just because he is male, I will admit that maybe the several years age gap between us may have made him slightly wiser in the ways of the world than me. This may have given him a small advantage over me, an innocent naive girl, making me an easy target when he asked for my help with the thread and so embroiled me in his cunning plan.

Hmmm...I think he probably regrets either of us ever posting in this thread

Ummm...acutally being the innocent that I am, I was not refering to any such thing...I was mearly trying to point out the reasons why us women are better drivers...when we see the gap to the car in front us we realise it's only three inches and so only hang back a bit more...however a man would see three inches and think six thus tailgating the car infront...now you know the reason behind the whole 'white van man' phenomenon

Oh well I am glad we agree on one thing...although it was a lovely shade of pink...really brought out the colour of his eyes

I bet he did...he didn't just break the mould, he smashed it to smitherines, gathered up the dust particles, burnt them just to make sure and then scatered the ashes far and wide

lol...well I'm glad they passed your very thorough inspections...and thank you for letting me know that all is as it should be. And the fact that you didn't let them affect your work ethic is very commendable

Well it's good to know that you like to get to know all the people who are important to these girls...although I don't think that is quite what they were meaning when they wanted to introduce you to the family.