Who Cares Who Wins (alternative AH awards)

[minsue]

How about biggest mess left by barnyard animal?

Did you go behind A/J's bar? I left that for her, dammit!



Edited to add: Damn, another milestone post wasted. Oh well. At least it wasn't a .

 

[rikaaim]

Did you go behind A/J's bar? I left that for her, dammit!



Edited to add: Damn, another milestone post wasted. Oh well. At least it wasn't a .

I must appologize, but I don't get A/J. Who's that?

 

[The_Fool]

What's that word I'm looking for again...? Oh, that's right - DAYUM!

 

[minsue]

I must appologize, but I don't get A/J. Who's that?

Sorry. Just my lil name for Abs. It's habit.

 

[rikaaim]

Sorry. Just my lil name for Abs. It's habit.

Ohhhh.... I kinda thought as much. The bar and all...

 

[Kassiana]

Ha ha...no one nominated Rika OR me for anything! We freakin RULE!

 

[Guest]

Listen up you lot, if you fucking mess with me, you'll be sorry!!!! I don't know how I even got nominated for that award. I mean, it's not as if I'm fiery and have a tendancy to explode at the drop of a hat is it? Is it, Alpaca, eh???

You miserable gets and poseurs.

Sweet little Loulou.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did we ever decide the definition of poseur? I mean I know what I think it means, but it could mean something different over there.

 

[Guest]

Did we ever decide the definition of poseur? I mean I know what I think it means, but it could mean something different over there.

must i do all the dirty work for you?
HONESTLY!

poseur

 

[Guest]

Did we ever decide the definition of poseur? I mean I know what I think it means, but it could mean something different over there.

I think around these parts it goes on what AV you use and how you conduct yourself in the threads. Not saying who I voted for, but his AV is a massive dick and he's an encouragable flirt. Dirty bastard.

Lou

 

[cantdog]

Abdié

One of the Haitians with whom I worked constructing the hospital in La Romana asked me if I was a poseur. I gave him a look, of course. I mean, I thought we were friendly! I admired the dude!

Seeing I didn't get him, he expanded on it: "Fared, you-- poseur de block?"

'Block' I knew. That one means 'cinder block.' We used a lot of those. He was asking if I was a mason. A placer of blocks!

 

[Guest]

Poseur. It's just French for poser. You know, like nude models. Like Rodin's 'The Thinker', or Michaelangelo's 'David', or Lewd's skinny dick.

Perdita

 

[Lovepotion69]

Yet another award I won´t be nominated for.

 

[gauchecritic]

Yet another award I won´t be nominated for.

You were in consideration for Roundest Eyes but were discounted for looking Icelandic

 

[wildsweetone]

Nice to see I finally managed to scrape in for a nomination Gauche. Thank you sweetheart. Do roses count as reasonable bribes?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did you go behind A/J's bar? I left that for her, dammit!



Edited to add: Damn, another milestone post wasted. Oh well. At least it wasn't a .

Good for you damn goose....another pair of boots shot to hell!

 

[Dirty Slut]

Since I've never one, er won... oh hell, anything at this site, you'd think somebody would have nominated me for the most pissed off! Or at least for being the only woman online with permanent PMS due to having her stories clipped by the ever present raiders.... Em, sorry, damn PMS turns me into an illiterate bitch!

DS

 

[yui]

Probably sleeping.

That and working (vs, sneaking on lit on office hours- maybe you don't have access to a computer from your work place?), associating with friends and or family, eating away anything but 1 handed sammich's, going out and breathing fresh air, turning off your computer now and then, stuff like that...


What is wrong with you girl?!

Sleeping is a possibility. I do like to sleep, but I seem to like it best after 8 in the morning.

 

[yui]

Only posting when you have something articulate to say?

Shanglan

Hardly. I don't think I have said anything that means something. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/76638.gif

 

[cantdog]

You were in consideration for Roundest Eyes but were discounted for looking Icelandic

And looking Icelandic is never a bad thing!

 

[cantdog]

Nice to see I finally managed to scrape in for a nomination Gauche. Thank you sweetheart. Do roses count as reasonable bribes?

They do for me. You were the very first one on my buddy list. I found you intriguing from the first encounter.

 

[carsonshepherd]

must i do all the dirty work for you?
HONESTLY!

poseur

Yes, you must.

But now the definition has hurt my feelings.

"A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not."

Fuck everyone who nominated me.

 

[rikaaim]

Ha ha...no one nominated Rika OR me for anything! We freakin RULE!

You're damn right we do.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This is all just too, too whelming. But why wasn't there a category for bitchiest ne'er-do-well, non-productive, lay-about?

Kassiana, having just been named "Lowest of the Lit Low" in the winter writing contest, Gauche probably declared you ineligible since this award is just for folks who haven't won or been nominated for anything (unless he changes his mind).

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Yes!!!

I'm still a loser, go me. Not even nominated two contests running. I am on a winning(losing) streak. Let that baby ride for a third contest!