Who Cares Who Wins (alternative AH awards)

[Kassiana]

Kassiana, having just been named "Lowest of the Lit Low" in the winter writing contest, Gauche probably declared you ineligible since this award is just for folks who haven't won or been nominated for anything (unless he changes his mind).

Actually, Rumple, I bitched about that long before I won that amazing, awesome, specfuckingtacular award.

But at least Rika's still holding the standard for us. Don't you DARE get nominated for anything now, babe!

 

[Guest]

Bumping. Get those votes to Gauche!

 

[gauchecritic]

ladies and gentlemen, the deadline for voting is fast approaching. The voting has been intense and also (thanks to wifi and bluetooth) from tents.

Collation is in process, results are imminent. Colly is conservative and rikaiim is indulgent.

This is your last chance before morning (not summermorning you understand) to vote for your favourites in your favourite categories.

Even now, categories are being invented in order to include those AHers I forgot to mention before.

Good luck to all nominees (especially me who is likely to sweep the board regardless) and thanks to all who took the time to waste it on this project.

I am your emcee The Gauchecritic. I thenkyew.

 

[rikaaim]

Actually, Rumple, I bitched about that long before I won that amazing, awesome, specfuckingtacular award.

But at least Rika's still holding the standard for us. Don't you DARE get nominated for anything now, babe!

I think I got nominated, for something? Indulgent? Not really sure.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Have the winners been decided? Were is the thread for that?

Thanks.

 

[gauchecritic]

Results are becoming more imminent the more sober I become.

 

[Guest]

Sober enough yet?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sober enough yet?

Apparently not - I wish I wasn't. I've quit drinking and it really, really blows.

Thanks, I feel better now.

 

[Guest]

Apparently not - I wish I wasn't. I've quit drinking and it really, really blows.

Thanks, I feel better now.

You have my deepest sympathies.

Now, I need a beer, excuse me...

 

[carsonshepherd]

You have my deepest sympathies.

Now, I need a beer, excuse me...

Please drink at least 8 for me. I need them.

 

[Guest]

Please drink at least 8 for me. I need them.

That's a tall order, but I think I'm up to the task!

*hugs*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

To quote the sage wisdom of Hank Williams Jr.:

"and the hang overs hurt more then they used to and corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and ninety-proof,
and it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do."

It happens (I said that).

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackShanglan]

Rumple, that's a great AV. I really had to look at it to figure out what I was seeing.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

Rumple, that's a great AV. I really had to look at it to figure out what I was seeing.

Shanglan

Still drunk, are we?

- Min, who also loves the AV, but found it to be rather obvious upon first glance...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I posted on the other thread that for a minute I thought this was the stupidest and most boring av ever - a wrinkled towel lying on top of a blanket?

Then I got it

I think I should consult Min on most things now since she's always one step ahead of me. Min, how much do you charge?

 

[minsue]

I posted on the other thread that for a minute I thought this was the stupidest and most boring av ever - a wrinkled towel lying on top of a blanket?

Then I got it

I thought you weren't drinking for New Years?

 

[minsue]

I posted on the other thread that for a minute I thought this was the stupidest and most boring av ever - a wrinkled towel lying on top of a blanket?

Then I got it

I think I should consult Min on most things now since she's always one step ahead of me. Min, how much do you charge?

There's no editing after I quote you!



For you, Carson, nothing. On second thought, I'll take it in trade. You cook, right?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I posted on the other thread that for a minute I thought this was the stupidest and most boring av ever - a wrinkled towel lying on top of a blanket?

Then I got it

THANK you very much, and me as well.

Pass the claret.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

THANK you very much, and me as well.

Pass the claret.

Shanglan

Even your drinks are writerly and sophisticated. Claret. Port. Sherry. Have I mentioned lately you're my hero?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I posted on the other thread that for a minute I thought this was the stupidest and most boring av ever - a wrinkled towel lying on top of a blanket?

Then I got it

I think I should consult Min on most things now since she's always one step ahead of me. Min, how much do you charge?

Make that several steps ahead if you stumble into a mine field.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackShanglan]

Even your drinks are writerly and sophisticated. Claret. Port. Sherry. Have I mentioned lately you're my hero?

Not nearly often enough. The horse has a monstrous ego, and it requires a great deal of grooming and stroking.

*nuzzle*

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not nearly often enough. The horse has a monstrous ego, and it requires a great deal of grooming and stroking.

*nuzzle*

Shanglan

And flogging.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And flogging.

Good point. RF

 

[Kassiana]

Yeah. You are supposed to whip horses, aren't you? And use spurs on them, and make them pull heavy loads, and sit on them with at least five of your friends...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yeah. You are supposed to whip horses, aren't you? And use spurs on them, and make them pull heavy loads, and sit on them with at least five of your friends...

*faints*

*murmurs quietly from semi-conscious state*

Oh yes ... dear God yes ...

Shanglan