Who Would You Do?

SelenaKittyn said:
Tim Curry... I admit it, I have a Tim Curry fetish... *hanging head in abject shame at this admission* :D


Your computer is on the fritz and you call for a repair... but after it's fixed, you find you've misplaced your wallet/checkbook and have no way to pay... the former-child-star repair-person makes it clear that you can pay in ... sexual favors...

is it...

Corey Feldman (goonies), Tina Yothers (Jennifer from family ties), Danny Bonaduce (partridge family), or Alison Arngrim (nellie from Little House on the Prairie)

Uhm... Corey Feldman? Because at least he's goofy and impulsive, and it can be over with quickly...

You recieve an anonymous invitation, all expenses paid, to go to THE most talked about Hollywood party of the year that not even the paparazzi can crash their way into. You're told to carry a handful of orchids (provided) to identify yourself to your "secret admirer." When you arrive at the party and start to mingle, a hand lightly touches the small of your back and a drop dead sexy voice says: "I was waiting for you, darling."

Who's your secret admirer? Is it- Ricky Martin, Sting, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

(Yes, I just threw a threesome option in there.)
 
The Mitchell brothers. :cool:

(I would, I really would! Both Phil and Grant, at the same time, thank you very much! :devil: )
 
FallingToFly said:
You recieve an anonymous invitation, all expenses paid, to go to THE most talked about Hollywood party of the year that not even the paparazzi can crash their way into. You're told to carry a handful of orchids (provided) to identify yourself to your "secret admirer." When you arrive at the party and start to mingle, a hand lightly touches the small of your back and a drop dead sexy voice says: "I was waiting for you, darling."

Who's your secret admirer? Is it- Ricky Martin, Sting, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

(Yes, I just threw a threesome option in there.)

i'm tempted to say bradgelina just for those gorgeous lipsers, but since Brad is involved i guess i will choose Lindsay... let's just hope that she has embraced her body imagine, put the weight and the lucious curves back on.... and she does have a pretty decent singing voice... maybe a little "Ultimate"

You’re getting your tired ass home from the hollywood party… plane has landed…
You pick up your car to finish the short jaunt home… your car breaks down… it’s desolate, middle of the night time and you haven’t seen another car for hours. A tour bus finally slides to a halt…. Which group owns the bus… and you for the rest of the night?

Pearl Jam (Eddie Vedder lead)… Hole (Courtney Love lead)
 
Anniejustagirl said:
i'm tempted to say bradgelina just for those gorgeous lipsers, but since Brad is involved i guess i will choose Lindsay... let's just hope that she has embraced her body imagine, put the weight and the lucious curves back on.... and she does have a pretty decent singing voice... maybe a little "Ultimate"

You’re getting your tired ass home from the hollywood party… plane has landed…
You pick up your car to finish the short jaunt home… your car breaks down… it’s desolate, middle of the night time and you haven’t seen another car for hours. A tour bus finally slides to a halt…. Which group owns the bus… and you for the rest of the night?

Pearl Jam (Eddie Vedder lead)… Hole (Courtney Love lead)

Pearl Jam.. of course.

The band takes you with them on a whirlwind ride to their next tour date, rather than home (let's face it, by now your boss has fired you, right?) What tour are you going to?

Ozzfest, Warped, Family Values, the Lilithfest, Lollapalooza, or a Rolling Stones reunion tour?
 
Id have to say Lilithfest, why, because, if I wanted the rolling stones I could easily got to a senior center and get the same effect without all the hype! As for Ozzy, well I wouldnt know what the hell he was saying!


You call your spouse from the tour and ask them to meet you at the next venue. You have asked them to meet at a specific spot. You reach the spot, spin your, or at least who you think is your spouse around, only to find...Kate Winslet, Minnie Driver, Leah Remini?
 
SensualCealy said:
Id have to say Lilithfest, why, because, if I wanted the rolling stones I could easily got to a senior center and get the same effect without all the hype! As for Ozzy, well I wouldnt know what the hell he was saying!


You call your spouse from the tour and ask them to meet you at the next venue. You have asked them to meet at a specific spot. You reach the spot, spin your, or at least who you think is your spouse around, only to find...Kate Winslet, Minnie Driver, Leah Remini?
tough call.....

Minnie Driver... Good Will Hunting has been running on cable lately... and the accent... and the tears.... they just grab my heart!

You've been worn out and all you can do is curl up and watch Saturday Night Live reruns.... who would you do?

Roseanne Roseannadanna, Gumby goddammit, or the bumblebees?
 
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