Who's Got the Biggest....

Mrtenant

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....Balls of them all???

Heard this song on the radio while mowing the damn yard this last weekend and thought, HEY, a new thread? Why the hell not. So, in the spirit of ACDC, lets have it


In case you have NO idea what I'm talking about, ...I'll clue you in...

BIG BALLS < You Tube link ;)

Big Balls
(Album: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, 1976)

"Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)"



So what I want from you Litsters, lets get down to it, What about the Balls? Let's spend some time and attention on the Balls, ...yeaaaaaa, that's it...

Send your photos, your stories, whether its sports balls, nekkid balls, Ball Rooms stuff ( you know, fancy dresses, Company Balls, Ball Room Dancing ), pics of said balls,.... lets spend some time on the subject of Balls of all types. :D :devil:
 
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Nebraska holds a Testicle Festival every year. Apparently Bull Testicles are a delicacy in some parts of the world. :confused:

They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat :eek::eek:. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer with a cocktail sauce dip...yes, I said cocktail sauce.

They are also known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters" "cowboy caviar", "Montana tendergroins", "dusted nuts", "bull fries" and "swinging beef"
 
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Nebraska holds a Testicle Festival every year. Apparently Bull Testicles are a delicacy in some parts of the world. :confused:

They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat :eek::eek:. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer with a cocktail sauce dip...yes, I said cocktail sauce.

They are also known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters" "cowboy caviar", "Montana tendergroins", "dusted nuts", "bull fries" and "swinging beef"

Right on. Never had the balls to try any of those though. Have you?
 
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Nebraska holds a Testicle Festival every year. Apparently Bull Testicles are a delicacy in some parts of the world. :confused:

They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat :eek::eek:. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer with a cocktail sauce dip...yes, I said cocktail sauce.

They are also known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters" "cowboy caviar", "Montana tendergroins", "dusted nuts", "bull fries" and "swinging beef"

Testicle Festival is a FANTASTIC rhyming couplet, I've got to say. :rolleyes:
 
So in Orlando at the Bennigan's Restaurant they used to make the best Appetizer ever it was Broccoli and Cheese with Bacon in these nice bite sized balls and you could dip them in Smoked Honey Mustard they were darn tasty... One night after one too many we went to dinner there and when the server came up asking if we would like an appetizer I fondly blurted.... "Yes I want Balls"

She just stood there and laughed ... It was fantastic

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