Why are you here???

To answer your question why am I here. To see big cocks shot cum the more cum the better
 
I'm here because my husband works away from home and I am alone (again) for another holiday. It gets lonely and at times frustrating so I fill time in lots of ways. I don't cheat so maybe I'm misleading people by being here. I like to think I make that clear however. I flirt, yeah and tease a little bit (ok maybe a little bit more than a little bit :D) but mostly I come on here to read what other people are doing or have done that I haven't and likely never will.
 
I am here to chat with people and open myself to new and different experiences. I am very open minded, and I enjoy chatting with other people, usually while i am naked.
 
I come here to read the stories and look at the amazingly beautiful ladies. I chat at times. I like meeting new people.
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the biggest reason I am on here. Just wanting to make the world a happier place by sharing love and compassion and hopefully it will bring about world peace.

Ok......where do I go to get that crown they promised me?
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the biggest reason I am on here. Just wanting to make the world a happier place by sharing love and compassion and hopefully it will bring about world peace.

Ok......where do I go to get that crown they promised me?

The rest of us in unison: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
Now that I have my crown do I have to keep giving the whole world peace speech? It is after all, all about me. ;)

And it should ONLY be about you! But now that you have the crown, remember, with great power comes great ... something. I forget!
 
And it should ONLY be about you! But now that you have the crown, remember, with great power comes great ... something. I forget!

You had it right with the first sentence but then you got off track. Just keep it ALL about me and we can all get along k? :D
 
Why are you here? You ask.

I signed up for the 'sexy stories'. Now I only stay for the engrossing soap opera of the boards and threads.

Inspiration indeed.
 
Well johnny, it's more Grand Guignol than mere soap opera to me. But even as a neophyte, I already have my favourite characters and storylines.

Oh and the actual stories are rather fun too.


I love to make sexy stories as well as read them... not sure about the soap opera though! :)
 
Well johnny, it's more Grand Guignol than mere soap opera to me. But even as a neophyte, I already have my favourite characters and storylines.

Oh and the actual stories are rather fun too.
Ahha Anna - sorry for the delay, but i had to look up Grand Guignol! lol That's how new I am to this! But I take your point! There is a hint of the macabre about it all! And it strangely draws you in...
 
I wasn't actually waiting johnny, but you have lovely manners and I admire your candour. x

I does draw one in! I feel like a child at the circus.. round eyed with wonder. However, soon I shall be begging to go home with Nanny- as the acts are a little too sinister.
Love your 'macabre'




Ahha Anna - sorry for the delay, but i had to look up Grand Guignol! lol That's how new I am to this! But I take your point! There is a hint of the macabre about it all! And it strangely draws you in...
 
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lol - yes a circus is a good analogy! it definitely feels a bit like that... lots of clowns but the odd great performer! :) Sorry about the lag... is it possible to PM here?
 
I believe it is.
It's not a pastime in which I especially indulge. But the site has that technical facility, yes.


lol - yes a circus is a good analogy! it definitely feels a bit like that... lots of clowns but the odd great performer! :) Sorry about the lag... is it possible to PM here?
 
Why are you here? You ask.

I signed up for the 'sexy stories'. Now I only stay for the engrossing soap opera of the boards and threads.

LOL yup, only been on the forums a few days and the drama in here could keep the WWE inspired for decades. :D
 
LOL yup, only been on the forums a few days and the drama in here could keep the WWE inspired for decades. :D

You like WWE?? And you're a brit... sweet.

I came here for the audio on offer then got seduced into sharing on the boards... kinda wish I hadn't but I'm here now lol.
 
offer

I was offered a three night fee hotel room in exchange for a short 30 minute sales presentation. That was 11 years ago..
 
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