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Why can't this happen to me???HUH? Why?

Trying like hell to think of a reason to go back to OH

Beach? *perking up* Didja say beach? Oh yeahhhhh! I've been known to reeaaally enjoy the moonlight on the water...bonfires..*****guard towers...mmmmmmm. And why on earth would anyone be overly clothed at a beach?
 
No tan lines here...

Overly clothed to me means....not naked....I think I would like to visit a nude beach sometime...

You up for it?
 
When are we leaving for the beach?

I don't have tan lines either...but that's 'cause I'm so pale I reflect. Nude beach hummm? And what on Earth is a muffin to do if sand gets ermmm in delicate places?
 
Do one night stands count if you tell the guy that you meet at a party or even if he's a friend that you want to just fuck him that night and that's it.

And what if the one time fuck becomes something that happens on more occasions but now he's the one wanting to fuck all the time? Then does it still count?
 
I would take care of that...

...I know a great way to remove the sand... a tongue is a good thing ya know...too explicit? nahhhh!

That is what the blanket is for......

Beddy bye time now...
 
Tongue, blanket, mmmmmmmmm

Nighty night Thumper and sweetly dream!!
Thanks for EVERYTHING.
 
OH You people are bad!! You now have me thinking about the cell phone guy. I went into the store to pay my bill and chatted it up with the guy behind the counter. I asked if he wanted to do something after he closed which was in 20 minutes. When I went back we never went anywhere we had sex in his boss' office and on those glass cases(they are stronger than you think). I wonder what the cleaning crew thought of the cases in the morning! Never seen or talked to this guy again but oh well had lots of fun!!
 
Not that I haven't imagined myself walking right up to that hot man in uniform and saying, "Hi there...fancy a fuck?" (Damn I love that phrase), but I am just too shy for that.

I can flirt...wink..lick my lips innocently, and stare down at my lap in a most enticing come hither way, but I can't seem to bring myself to be so bold as to blatanly ASK a man for sex.

Now if I was propositioned.....
 
Thumper said:
Where is that damn towel when I need it! ;)
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My, my, my. I'm wondering what movies you ended up renting last night that had you this worked up! Sorry I missed it. I was still soaping up in the jacuzzi!

And haven't you heard me tell you to drop the towel? You really really don't need it. ;)
 
I have done this...

A couple of weeks ago I was a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. I got kind of buzzed that night, and was flirting with the groomsmen. Eventually we ran outta beer and the guy who was gonna go buy more asked if I wanted to come along. He wasn't the best looking guy in the world, but he had the most gorgeous thick, black hair pulled back into a ponytail (I love long hair), and I decided that this was gonna be "the guy" for the night. We were driving to the store and he happened to ask where I lived. I told him that I had an apartment. "Really? That's cool," he said. Then he asked about the rent, if the place was nice, etc., and I said, "Well, why don't you come home with me and see... I'll make you breakfast." His mouth just kinda dropped open and his eyes just stared at me... like making sure I was serious. I simply stared back with my eyebrows cocked and a sly little smile on my face. He didn't answer so I finally said, "It's a really nice place, I think you'd enjoy it." This time he just laughed and shook his head. I said, "So you coming, or what?" Still laughing, he answered, "Shit!! Of course I'm coming! When do you wanna go??"

Needless to say we had awesome sex that night...
I never did get to make him breakfast, though. He left early in the morning. Turned out (as I found out later), he had to get home to the wifey... what a dumbass.
 
SeXy ReDHeD said:
...what a dumbass.
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Out of curiosity, who was the dumbass- you for offering to fuck someone you didn't know was married, or him for taking you up on it?
 
SeXy ReDHeD...

I hope you weren't calling yourself a dumbass? He knew he was married he should have been a gentlemen and said, "Although, I'm flattered I'm married and can't take you up on your offer."
 
NO.

I am definitely not calling myself a dumbass. He's the dumbass for coming home with me. I asked him specifically if he was married or had a girlfriend (before the sex came up) and he said no. So, I don't feel I am in the wrong here about anything.



[Edited by SeXy ReDHeD on 11-05-2000 at 06:20 PM]
 
Recent True Story

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Well Congratulations!!

I can't believe it!

Siren and Wolfy, I wish you two all the best...
 
WOW what a shock i wasnt expecting this nothing else to say but congraTulations guys!!
 
Aaaawwwooooo! from the other Wolfie (the one with the ie not y) Congratulations and the best of everything for you both!
 
Delirously happy.

I am sooooo happy. Siren rocks my world. I'm too dazed to make much sense right now. And it's hard to type right now as I'm tied to Siren's mast and I'm a goner!

Seriously I'm the luckiest man in the world. Nothing this good has ever happened to me before. Thank you Laurel and Manu for this wonderfull site that got us together. I will always be grateful. *Slurp*
 
Damn....now I need someone...

...to take her place on my produce hunting!

I am truly honored that she picked "my" thread to tell everybody!:D

Congratulations! To the both of you.
 
Re: NO.

SeXy ReDHeD said:
I am definitely not calling myself a dumbass. He's the dumbass for coming home with me. I asked him specifically if he was married or had a girlfriend (before the sex came up) and he said no. So, I don't feel I am in the wrong here about anything.
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Much better, now I understand! You are not in the wrong. You asked, he lied. He's the dumbass. Actually, you're being kind.
 
Siren and Wolfy? Congratulations! I sincerely hope that this time it works out for you, Siren.
 
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