Why can't this happen to me???HUH? Why?

[Silverlily]

Re: Damn....now I need someone...

...to take her place on my produce hunting!

Here bunny, bunny! I have a nice juicy carrot for you (unless of course, you are too hung over from last night )

 

[forgetunome]

Originally posted by Thumper
to take her place on my produce hunting!

I can...I can....hunt for your produce.......where you hiding it Looking down front of your pants...hmmmm...think I see where the carrot is

 

[forgetunome]

Oh my...

I think Kitten Eyes and my minds are running in the same vein!

So....can we both have the job!

 

[Thumper]

Please fill out an application...

...and our personnel director will interview you momentarily.

Do you have any special training that would help you in performing your duties?

*Whispers* I'm not gonna tell them I have already decided to hire them. I want to know what they will do for the job hehehehehe

Ain't I a stinker? (In my best Bugs Bunny voice)

 

[Silverlily]

Check your mail, stinker.

 

[forgetunome]

Sadly...

I only have but one talent....

I can take you out to the van and show you what I can do with a carrot.....

I hope this helps me....*please please please please...on my knees* You can take advantage of me while I am down here

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Thumper, I want you.
Meet me out back in 5 minutes.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Everybody's got a hungry heart

ohhhhhhhh wowwwwwwwwwww Siren and Wolfy .... yikes ... Congrats you two! ... What a pleasant shock! You never fail to amaze me, Siren ...

Hey ... Where do i fill out one of those there application forms Thumper, darling?

ummmmm i have often fantasized about a "zipless fuck" ... sex with a total stranger in a public place ... both of you fully clothed ... dammit that wouldn't work on your nude beach Thumper ... lol ... and then just walking away from each other ... never to meet again ... and not ever knowing each other's name ...

but in real life ... alas i have never been so bold ...

also at the risk of sounding sexist .. i think it is more acceptable for a woman to ask a man if he wants to get together for just sex than it is for a man to ask a woman ...

... i think i would be offended really if he JUST wanted sex ... i mean i would think there was something wrong with my personality or i was too dumb or something ... but then again i am kinda insecure ... so maybe some women would be ok with it ...

well that's my 2 cents anyways ...
_____________________
Lay down your money and you play your part
Everybody's got a hungry heart.
~Bruce Springsteen~

 

[Xander]

Siren & Wolfy

Congratulations you two

Neener neener neener to the rest of you. I ALREADY KNEW!! HA!

As for Thumpers origional question. Damn I wish it would happen to me too.

Flattered: Hell yes
Meet: Sure why not.
Do it: Dunno, time will tell

 

[Carl East]

All the best Siren.

I would have liked to congratulate you earlier than this, but I've only just spotted this thread. Take care of her Wolfy she's a great gal, and I hope you two are very happy.
I know Siren very well as most of you know, and I'm glad she's got her man. Perhaps it's another wedding I could look forward to seeing, well, maybe not see in person, but I'd like to see the photo's.

All the best, and may you find happiness together.

Carl.

 

[Vlad]

Siren and Wolfy

Who would have thought? Met on the BB? Congratulations and good luck!

 

[Latina]

First, congrats to Siren & Wolfy. Your meeting online is not so different from how my Frank & I met, we had hours-long phone convesrsations about anything and everything every night for 6 weeks before we met in person, and we have been VERY happily married for over 4 years now. I wish you both as much happiness as we share.

Now, on the ORIGINAL topic of this thread, I've never picked-up a stranger and had anonymous sex, but I have role-played it with my Frank. The most recent was last Friday, when I picked him up from work on a rainy afternoon dressed in my favorite "fuck me" outfit (low-cut blue blouse, black micro-miniskirt, black stockings and garter-belt, black lace peekaboo bra, no panties). I've also done the mall-sex bit with him: between two enormous potted palms in the lobby of the mall's freight elevator. So I can relate to the topic of this thread, and I agree, seducing a guy and having sex in the mall are truly wonderful experiences. I guess my point is, if it can't happen for you for real (a stranger picks you up in a mall and has sex with you), you can always role-play that once you ARE in a relationship, it is still terrific that way. Hell, ANYTIME you can have sex is terrific!

-- Latina