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Tom Cruise only wishes he was like meIโm boycotting Tom Cruise and the name is too close

No seriously.
Okay. Maybe not.
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Tom Cruise only wishes he was like meIโm boycotting Tom Cruise and the name is too close

Her inbox is full of admirersBc I'm stubborn![]()
Shitters full?Iโve reached the limits of my social capabilities![]()
The restraining order doesn't run out until Friday.Iโve reached the limits of my social capabilities![]()

Jason Donovan had Ten Good Reasons once upon a time. Sadly, I have fewer reasons than his fantasies.
Heโs probably busy enough.No particular reason why or why not
She may not want random messages like the rest of do!Heโs probably busy enough.![]()
Because Iโve not come across him beforeShe may not want random messages like the rest of do!
Doesn't care if I'm parchedBecause Iโve not come across him before
DittoNo reason
Because Iโm stalking her and I donโt want her to know. Shhhhh.Because he might flirt and stalk me.
It scares me that you said her.My beard would scare her
Shaving it in June
Last time a wolf met pad foot it got nastyHe is right!!
Butโฆ nice legs
Sorry
I wear shoes, she thinks thatโs weirdHe doesn't like feet.![]()
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