Why Haven't You PMd the Poster Above You?

[KinkyLaughs]

Not drunk enough yet to hang. Haha.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not drunk enough yet to hang. Haha.

Laugh isn't kinky enough.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

The dude has that "it" factor. I don't.

(OK. We did message briefly one time)

 

[Bry1313]

The dude has that "it" factor. I don't.

(OK. We did message briefly one time)

Im not worthy of the legend

 

[mellowyellows]

Im not worthy of the legend

Because I can’t really make friends with a guy who thinks Ketchup is gross. Lol

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Because I can’t really make friends with a guy who thinks Ketchup is gross. Lol

Same for a guy who does Not think it's gross! Haha.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Same for a guy who does Not think it's gross! Haha.

I condiment on this ketchup situation.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Because his condiment pun was lacking, and I relish good word play. If he mayo-raised his game, I could find that I've mustard the courage to reach out...

 

[Bry1313]

Because his condiment pun was lacking, and I relish good word play. If he mayo-raised his game, I could find that I've mustard the courage to reach out...

I regret never sending a PM to this person because her food pun game is so on point. Now im intimidated.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I have.

 

[tolyk]

I have.

I also have

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I dislike itchy beards...

 

[haha_on_me]

One word, restraining order......ok, that was two. When is the time up on it?

 

[lacandy]

One word, restraining order......ok, that was two. When is the time up on it?

afraid he’ll laugh at me

 

[vibes]

afraid he’ll laugh at me

Perhaps she'd bite me like that straw

 

[stressedsubject]

She's probably still high don't want to distract her from her munchies

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

She's probably still high don't want to distract her from her munchies

He's stressed and relaxed at the same time and I can relate too much lol

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's stressed and relaxed at the same time and I can relate too much lol

At the moment, I have to choose between him and the steak and cheese sub with extra meat and everything on it, fries and a cranberry strawberry Everfresh drink waiting for me downstairs.

 

[PlotDriven]

Because it is the LAST thing in the world she is interested in.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Not driven to do so.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not driven to do so.

Lawyer has advised me to not comment as it could affect the curre.... ah fuck

 

[DeerTrace118]

It would go to his spam folder

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m clingy and a Yankee.

 

[OnaTangent]

I’m clingy and a Yankee.

As long as she's not a Yankee FAN

 

[Cyber_Bella]

As long as she's not a Yankee FAN

Reds…which might be pathetic.