Why Haven't You PMd the Poster Above You?

[Bry1313]

Because it's Monday morning, which is bad enough.

I cant stop messaging this beauty

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I cant stop messaging this beauty

I can't ketchup enough to sammitch him in.

 

[Cindy027]

Because I'm a frivolous airhead who can't comprehend such deep thoughts.

 

[PlotDriven]

I keep sneezing because of her flower

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I keep sneezing because of her flower

Because he watches porn "for the plot".

 

[deft]

Because he watches porn "for the plot".

Because I watch porn for the camera angles and lighting

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Because I watch porn for the camera angles and lighting

Because he lies about why he is watching porn.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'm afraid he'll peck me in the eye.

 

[positiveflirt]

I'm afraid he'll peck me in the eye.

I'm afraid she'll set me on fire.
In a good way.
And then in a bad way

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

I'm afraid she'll set me on fire.
In a good way.
And then in a bad way

Cause he's looking for someone to come find him....is he lost?

 

[Chillygirl]

Cause he's looking for someone to come find him....is he lost?

Cause I get distracted too easily and forget what I’m doing

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Cause I get distracted too easily and forget what I’m doing

Cause I like being warm

 

[Bry1313]

Cause I like being warm

His singing is intimidatingly good

 

[lanceGibs]

I don't swing that way

 

[Coyote100]

Why would I PM a horse’s ass?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why would I PM a horse’s ass?

I don't speak coyote.

 

[Cindy027]

Because peck her eye!

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Because 027 sounds lik a secret agent and I’m intimidated

 

[Cindy027]

Because 027 sounds lik a secret agent and I’m intimidated

Think of me as a Villanelle

 

[Bry1313]

Think of me as a Villanelle

Because she might kill me on a whim, and wonder why that bothers me.

 

[OnaTangent]

Maybe I should

 

[positiveflirt]

Maybe I should

But, but I never send the first PM..
a vampire must be invited in

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

He's a vampire!

 

[IARainman]

I have not

 

[13Fantasies]

I have not

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