Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[Sammysub07]

Because the packing tape keeps getting stuck to the hairs

Not sent personally but looks great in the threads! Pajama selection is on point!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Not sent personally but looks great in the threads! Pajama selection is on point!

She wouldn't want to see the moobs lol judging from the profile picture, I'd want to see hers though

 

[tommyt125]

Eh he prolly doesn’t want to see my man chesticles lol

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Eh he prolly doesn’t want to see my man chesticles lol

It just gets so dang boring sharing chest pictures... that's why.

 

[tommyt125]

It just gets so dang boring sharing chest pictures... that's why.

Totally get that! Words and fantasies are better!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I just have no idea how to package them. Is this a FedEx situation or DHL??

 

[MedicalMuse]

I just have no idea how to package them. Is this a FedEx situation or DHL??

Maybe more of a singing telegram?

I believe she has a pair of her own.
But I stand by it, I think everyone has seen mine at some point

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Maybe more of a singing telegram?

I believe she has a pair of her own.
But I stand by it, I think everyone has seen mine at some point

Disagree! I'd remember.


(Skip me)

 

[Willingtoshare]

Probs seen them too many times already so that’ll be the last thing she needs…

 

[Grant55]

Maybe more of a singing telegram?

I believe she has a pair of her own.
But I stand by it, I think everyone has seen mine at some point

In two and a half years, I've only seen them once and they were memorable. ⚘

Probs seen them too many times already so that’ll be the last thing she needs…

I've posted mine enough times publicly.

 

[Wriggle]

Because he looks like my dad

 

[PassionsFlame]

He's so wriggly, I can't pin him down.

 

[Bbl87]

He's so wriggly, I can't pin him down.

Not sure that she's interested in my sexy manboobs.

 

[Grant55]

Meh. I'm boring

 

[lindi_85]

Pretty sure he’s seen them (publicly)




… I mean, who hasn’t

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pretty sure he’s seen them (publicly)




… I mean, who hasn’t

She's seen my chest.

 

[Tallulah82]

She's seen my chest.

I'm pretty sure he's seen my boobs in the past. They were probably perkier then. Best way to be remembered.

 

[BishopHeahmund]

Maybe more of a singing telegram?

I believe she has a pair of her own.
But I stand by it, I think everyone has seen mine at some point

. Uumm I haven’t

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm pretty sure he's seen my boobs in the past. They were probably perkier then. Best way to be remembered.

She has some, and I’m 100% sure hers are as fabulous as mine.

. Uumm I haven’t

 

[GhostOfFAS]

She has some, and I’m 100% sure hers are as fabulous as mine.

She doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in her inbox

 

[Peter_Out]

She doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in her inbox

He doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in his inbox!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in his inbox!

The postage would be far too expensive

 

[Peter_Out]

You could deliver them by hand if it helps

(Skip me!)

 

[lilmissdarling]

The postage would be far too expensive

*Nervous Breathing*

(Skip me!)

Don't tell me what to do!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sent

Because I really don't have any.
And I can't believe she would want to see my hairy chest.