Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[Sexy_Singer]

Maybe more of a singing telegram?

I believe she has a pair of her own.
But I stand by it, I think everyone has seen mine at some point

In two and a half years, I've only seen them once and they were memorable. ⚘

Probs seen them too many times already so that’ll be the last thing she needs…

I've posted mine enough times publicly.

 

[Wriggle]

Because he looks like my dad

 

[PassionsFlame]

He's so wriggly, I can't pin him down.

 

[Bbl87]

He's so wriggly, I can't pin him down.

Not sure that she's interested in my sexy manboobs.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Meh. I'm boring

 

[lindi_85]

Pretty sure he’s seen them (publicly)




… I mean, who hasn’t

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pretty sure he’s seen them (publicly)




… I mean, who hasn’t

She's seen my chest.

 

[Tallulah82]

She's seen my chest.

I'm pretty sure he's seen my boobs in the past. They were probably perkier then. Best way to be remembered.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm pretty sure he's seen my boobs in the past. They were probably perkier then. Best way to be remembered.

She has some, and I’m 100% sure hers are as fabulous as mine.

. Uumm I haven’t

 

[FormerAllStar2]

She has some, and I’m 100% sure hers are as fabulous as mine.

She doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in her inbox

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He doesn’t need another set of hairy man nipples in his inbox!

The postage would be far too expensive

 

[lilmissdarling]

The postage would be far too expensive

*Nervous Breathing*

(Skip me!)

Don't tell me what to do!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sent

Because I really don't have any.
And I can't believe she would want to see my hairy chest.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Um, that's like a 4 year old post you quoted.

That's why you're not seeing mine.

 

[Scarred65]

I'd have to work myself up to it. Then I'd make a mess of the camera. So too much cleanup.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Already scarred. Why make it worse?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Already scarred. Why make it worse?

I prefer women.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't have that dragon scale armor he wants to see them in yet

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What kinda monkey you think I am?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don't have that dragon scale armor he wants to see them in yet

She hasn't asked me yet.
I prefer to wait to be invited.

 

[Luv2tongueu]

Incoming!

( _ | _ ) <-- dancing pecs

 

[lilmissdarling]

It's been a busy day.

 

[GallantWriter]

It's been a busy day.

She'd rather I tease her first.

 

[MedicalMuse]

She'd rather I tease her first.

I believe he saw them in another thread

 

[LostHorizon]

I believe he saw them in another thread

She never asked to see them.