Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Oh come on.. Really Dalt? As my youngest says...

Tell me the troof...

 

[Dalt]

Paul, I'm serious, they really did market this thing. No, I didn't buy one!

Frankly, I objected to the concept

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<frantically pumping my arms>

Damnit!!! It's not working!!

 

[Dalt]

ahem *clears throat*

Neffie, from the pix I have seen, you don't need anymore.

No, you perverts, she's always been dressed!

 

[PaulUK]

From now on, whenever I meet a woman, I am going to shake her hand. Vigorously.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

ahem *clears throat*

Neffie, from the pix I have seen, you don't need anymore.

<blushing>

 

[PaulUK]

So the theory is that Neffers had her.. ummmm.. arm pumped already???

 

[BlueDaisy]

Paul, I'm serious, they really did market this thing. No, I didn't buy one!

Frankly, I objected to the concept

Uh huh. Sure you did.

 

[Dalt]

I got her to blush?

Dayum, there is hope for me

 

[BlueDaisy]

<frantically pumping my arms>

Damnit!!! It's not working!!

*coffee spew* ROFL!!! LAMO!!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

From now on, whenever I meet a woman, I am going to shake her hand. Vigorously.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall then! lol

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

So the theory is that Neffers had her.. ummmm.. arm pumped already???

<clears throat> um.. uh.. well.. um...

 

[Dalt]

Paul, she do make lumps in a sweatshirt

or she has one hell of a supply of balloons

 

[PaulUK]

OMG... a woman called at the door earlier... and she was BIG... no shaking hands for her...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Suddenly, the joke about the guy putting a potato down his pants, comes to mind.

NO! You IDIOT!! The potato goes in the FRONT!!

 

[PaulUK]

Laughing... and then moving my potato.

 

[Dalt]

I thought about using a bunch of grapes.............but fruit flies discourage that

 

[BlueDaisy]

I thought about using a bunch of grapes.............but fruit flies discourage that

*looking around, up at the ceiling* I'm staying out of this one. *nods nods*

 

[Dalt]

Blue, there's another real raunchy joke.......................

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Blue, there's another real raunchy joke.......................

<putting my fingers to Dalts lips> shhhh...

HEY! Are you saying my joke was raunchy???

 

[Dalt]

Neffie, you would never tell this joke

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Wow.. must be bad.


Ok. G'head...

 

[PaulUK]

Dalty, what is the MATTER with you... she had her hand on your mouth, man... that's almost full blown intercourse with your track-record...

Pay attention!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

yeah..pay attention! (And tell the joke while you're at it...)


*edited to say, I just couldn't say it*

 

[PaulUK]

Putting my own hand on my mouth... seeing as no-one offered...