Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[alwaysawake]

I leave for a few minutes and Dalton starts a thread, Islander ponders the appeals of menstrual women, and Paul's biceps get cold.

And I'm with the women on this one. A man can p*ss his name in the snow, in flawless font, yet he can't hit the friggin' toilet bowl???

Why can't they sit like normal people?

Ummmmmm Neffie? Don't eat yellow snow! AA

 

[PaulUK]

Originally posted by Neftoon_Zamora A man can p*ss his name in the snow, in flawless font, yet he can't hit the friggin' toilet bowl???

You answered your own Q, Neffie. It's us practising calligraphy that makes us miss sometimes. It's the curliques, I tell you...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

AA? Eeeewwwooooooo....

Paul? <ripping of another looooooooong strip of Duct tape>
Come a little closer, baby...

 

[PaulUK]

* gulp *

Can't I just use some exfoliating shower gel?

 

[Dalt]

re: sitting to pee

I could agree to that with one notable exception.

First thing in the morning, that sucker doesn' bend that way. No way, no how is it comfortable to try to make that damn thing fit into the toilet while sitting.


Besides which, that water is cold, and deep!

 

[cookiejar]

re: sitting to pee

I could agree to that with one notable exception.

First thing in the morning, that sucker doesn' bend that way. No way, no how is it comfortable to try to make that damn thing fit into the toilet while sitting.


Besides which, that water is cold, and deep!

A woman's point exactly...try sitting in it because a man left the seat up!

 

[Dalt]

cookie, nice bluish tint there? tydebol?

 

[cookiejar]

cookie, nice bluish tint there? tydebol?

Hey...you're the Smurf!!!!

 

[islander01]

another stumper( for me at least)
What is it with ladies purses, I have never seen anything remotely worth being so closely gaurded in one. The other day I asked a freind if she had an extra peice of gum, and was directed to her purse. I almost died of shock. Like being given the keys to the forbidden city.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Hey...you're the Smurf!!!!

OMG!!!

Is that what makes us blue???

 

[Dalt]

diet coke spewing across monitor, roflmao time.

cookie, that was perfect.

re: women's purses

I have never gone into any womans purse. Not my mother's as a little boy. Not my wife's, as an adult. I will take the purse to her if I need something. There maybe something in there I don't want/need to know about.

 

[cookiejar]

diet coke spewing across monitor, roflmao time.

cookie, that was perfect.

re: women's purses

I have never gone into any womans purse. Not my mother's as a little boy. Not my wife's, as an adult. I will take the purse to her if I need something. There maybe something in there I don't want/need to know about.

Hey I like blue asses!! What can I say!

 

[bashfull]

Howdy, y'all

Just throwing in my penny here.

If we have to lift the seat, why must we also be responsible for putting it down? There is less work in lowering as gravity aides the process.

And to credit S. Wright: "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"



Bash

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Howdy, y'all

Just throwing in my penny here.

If we have to lift the seat, why must we also be responsible for putting it down? There is less work in lowering as gravity aides the process.

And to credit S. Wright: "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"



Bash

Hey Bash...another smartass man....LOL

I love Steven Wright....

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Howdy, y'all

Hey Bash...another smartass man....LOL

I love Steven Wright....

Smartass? Yippie! I have an intelligent body part! LOL.



Bash

 

[kikmosa]

Why does a man owning 33 coon hounds penned and chained up in his back yard complain that my chihuahua barks to loud, lol?

 

[bashfull]

Why does a man owning 33 coon hounds penned and chained up in his back yard complain that my chihuahua barks to loud, lol?

B/c people don't like it when their food talks back to them? LOL. Howdy, Kiki.



Bash

 

[Dalt]

Is there a page in the Cadillac owners manual that clearly states:

"If you are over 70, female, and have to look through the steering wheel, you are entitled to drive 53 mph in the left hand lane of any limited access highway."

Damn I forgot to mention the blue rinse in the hair

 

[kikmosa]

B/c people don't like it when their food talks back to them? LOL. Howdy, Kiki.



Bash

Hun, the mutant rat I call a chihuahua would give Godzilla heartburn, lol.

 

[PaulUK]

A woman's point exactly...try sitting in it because a man left the seat up!

I never have understood this whole thing with the seat... Look... it goes up and down. Guys lift it to pee, guys and gals lower it to... ummm.. sit. S-I-T. (I checked that bit of typing carefully). So, sometimes it is in the wrong position.

Much more important, surely, is the lid. You want that down... until you are in action, in which case it's a lot more of an obstacle than just the seat.

 

[bashfull]

I never have understood this whole thing with the seat... Look... it goes up and down. Guys lift it to pee, guys and gals lower it to... ummm.. sit. S-I-T. (I checked that bit of typing carefully). So, sometimes it is in the wrong position.

Much more important, surely, is the lid. You want that down... until you are in action, in which case it's a lot more of an obstacle than just the seat.

And if women are supposed to be so much smarter than us fellows, why aren't they smart enough to check the seat before sitting?


Oh, I am sooooo gonna' pay for that one, aren't I?

 

[cookiejar]

And if women are supposed to be so much smarter than us fellows, why aren't they smart enough to check the seat before sitting?


Oh, I am sooooo gonna' pay for that one, aren't I?

Of course you won't...but never speak to me again! LOL

 

[rosylady]

Is there a page in the Cadillac owners manual that clearly states:

"If you are over 70, female, and have to look through the steering wheel, you are entitled to drive 53 mph in the left hand lane of any limited access highway."

Damn I forgot to mention the blue rinse in the hair

It must be in a old manual.

 

[bashfull]

Of course you won't...but never speak to me again! LOL

Awww shucks, ma'am...how about we communicate then with body language? <eg>



Bash

 

[BlueDaisy]

Okay, I sometimes have way too much free time, as this thread will clearly indicate.

However, in the wee small hours of the morning some of life's strange questions come up.

To Wit:

1/ Why do men lose hair on their heads and have it re-appear on their backs and in their ears?

2/ How can having a safety pin through an eyebrow be attractive?

3/ Why do people fail to understand that 4 wheel drive means that you can go through snow, but doesn't mean you can stop any faster?

4/ Why would God put hair around assholes? Is this a conspiracy with Scot Paper?

5/ Is there ever a real reason for mean spirited vindictiveness?

1/ I love hairy men! Chest, backs, etc.

2/ That is what I asked my daughter when she did it. Never did get a good example, but at least she is through with that phase.

3/ People are idiots.

4/ Because He knew I love hairy men!

5/ NO!!!