Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[PaulUK]

Excellent... my first coffee snort remark of the day. I actually got Sinny spewing it through her nose last week - you get extra points for that.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

*walking over, rag in hand, wiping Neffie's monitor*

By the way...

Hi Blue!!! <huge hug> Good to see you!

 

[Dalt]

Why do there have to be time zones, and oceans? Why the hell can't we take over Belize and set up our own country? Why can I get to meet all the people I want to meet?

All this and more, tonight on the eleven o'clock news

 

[PaulUK]

Isn't Belize a Crown colony? Surely I have some kind of dibs on the place...

 

[Dalt]

Paul, keep checking. We may be able to find away.

Now if I could only prove that one of Mary's twins survived, and I really was of royal blood, we could usurp the throne long enough to get plane fare for everybody from the exchequer

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

My husband sometimes refers to me as 'Her Majesty'. Does that help?

 

[PaulUK]

OK, I just got off the phone with the Foreign Office in London. You know what? Just because I picked a chat name "Crown", apparently that confers no rights at all to Crown property. That just sucks. Kinda blows the idea of renaming Dalt "Michael Jackson".

 

[Dalt]

*smiling* there is something in the way you carry yourself, dear

 

[Dalt]

my nose is too thick, and it's not rotting off my face. I can't be Michael Jackson

 

[PaulUK]

My husband sometimes refers to me as 'Her Majesty'. Does that help?

If Belize is a colony of Mars, we are sorted.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Come to think of it.. he sometimes calls me a royal..uh..

I'm not sure I can be of help at all. Sorry.

 

[Saoirse]

my real name is the Irish for Golden Princess.... does that help???

 

[Dalt]

"for since I heard your liltin' laughter
it's your irish heart, I'm after"

laughing, sorry Sao, sort of popped into my head

 

[PaulUK]

Has Ireland ever had any colonies? And I'm not talking about Kilburn or Liverpool...

 

[Saoirse]

ummm nope..... I dont think so!

and Dalt.. that was pretty!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

So much for project Belize... maybe we should try for someplace smaller... I hear Mustique is nice.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I have a wading pool and 50 pounds of play sand...

 

[Dalt]

Neffie, you also have snow and nipply weather. the purpose of this exercise is to find a place where you get nipply for only one reason

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

So we bring it in next to the woodstove?

 

[Saoirse]

No.. I kinda like Paul's Mustique idea.... somewhere hot... somewhere with white sands and blue sea.... and we could all drink cocktails and be nekkid all day!!! *sigh*.... now that would be paradise!!!!

 

[Dalt]

somehow a sunburned dink isn't my idea of paradise

of course if it had to be "soaked"...............................

 

[Saoirse]

the answer would still be NO!!!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

I hear hermaphrodites don't even have a seat coz the choices are just too confusing...

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking coffee as I read that!

 

[BlueDaisy]

By the way...

Hi Blue!!! <huge hug> Good to see you!

Thanks, Neffers. Good to be back. Last week was undescribably horrible.

 

[PaulUK]

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking coffee as I read that!

I'll get you another time.