Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[BlueDaisy]

And if women are supposed to be so much smarter than us fellows, why aren't they smart enough to check the seat before sitting?


Oh, I am sooooo gonna' pay for that one, aren't I?

Bash, hon.....you know how partial I am to you, don't you? Well, sweetie....you are SO gonna pay for that one! LOL!

Don't know how I'll make you, but I'll think of something!

 

[BlueDaisy]

re: sitting to pee

I could agree to that with one notable exception.

First thing in the morning, that sucker doesn' bend that way. No way, no how is it comfortable to try to make that damn thing fit into the toilet while sitting.


Besides which, that water is cold, and deep!

Well, just be grateful that you don't HAVE to sit on the toilet to pee, Dalt. That sucker is COLD on winter mornings!

By the way....um....just how big ARE you? Does it hang that far when you sit? LOL!

*blushing*

 

[BlueDaisy]

WHY

Doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[Dalt]

not saying Blue, but you know that old wives tale about size of feet and size of penis?

I wear a size 12 shoe

 

[BlueDaisy]

not saying Blue, but you know that old wives tale about size of feet and size of penis?

I wear a size 12 shoe

Yeah, I've heard it, but I don't believe it. Actually, I think that penis size is about 4-5 inches smaller than shoe size.

 

[carrie-on]

Here's some more,Dalt!!


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

[Georgia Girl]

If cats always land on their feet

and

Toast always lands jam side down

what would happen if you tied the toast to the cats back and dropped it?

 

[bashfull]

Bash, hon.....you know how partial I am to you, don't you? Well, sweetie....you are SO gonna pay for that one! LOL!

Don't know how I'll make you, but I'll think of something!

Thought of anything yet?



Bash

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

If cats always land on their feet

and

Toast always lands jam side down

what would happen if you tied the toast to the cats back and dropped it?

Dayum that coffee spewage!!!!

Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Thought of anything yet?



Bash

Still thinking. It will have to be something really special for you, sweetie

 

[BlueDaisy]

Dayum that coffee spewage!!!!

Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty!!!

*walking over, rag in hand, wiping Neffie's monitor*

 

[Mysticcal]

Still thinking. It will have to be something really special for you, sweetie

LOL! can I watch when you make him pay Blue....I never manage it myself

 

[kikmosa]

Yeah, I've heard it, but I don't believe it. Actually, I think that penis size is about 4-5 inches smaller than shoe size.

Not good for a guy that only wears a size five or six, lol.

 

[bashfull]

Not good for a guy that only wears a size five or six, lol.

Hey! Who told? ~pouting look~




Bash

 

[BlueDaisy]

LOL! can I watch when you make him pay Blue....I never manage it myself

Hmm....no, I think I'd like to have Bash alone this time....no witnesses, ya know! hehehe

 

[Mysticcal]

Hmm....no, I think I'd like to have Bash alone this time....no witnesses, ya know! hehehe

LOL! fair enough.....take pictures though, please

 

[alwaysawake]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Is there a such thing as jumbo shrimp?

 

[bashfull]

Hmm....no, I think I'd like to have Bash alone this time....no witnesses, ya know! hehehe

And just what do you have planned, darlin'?



Bash

 

[BlueDaisy]

LOL! fair enough.....take pictures though, please

Hehehe....don't know if I want any evidence....lol

 

[BlueDaisy]

And just what do you have planned, darlin'?



Bash

Still thinking. Might have to make you my slave.

 

[PaulUK]

If cats always land on their feet
and
Toast always lands jam side down
what would happen if you tied the toast to the cats back and dropped it?

The cat will certainly crap in your bathtub afterwards...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Not good for a guy that only wears a size five or six, lol.

Then he'd be a she?

<muttering softly> bet at least he'd put the seat back down afterward

 

[Saoirse]

Why do men automatically assume when driving behind a bad driver..... that the driver is a she???

Hi Dalt... fun thread!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Then he'd be a she? <muttering softly> bet at least he'd put the seat back down afterward

I hear hermaphrodites don't even have a seat coz the choices are just too confusing...

 

[Dalt]

coffee everywhere!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it Paul! roflmao

Sao, great ass hon <kiss>