Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[PaulUK]

Pinto is the name of my hamster. Now, I know you guys are mean to me, but I think the trade-up was better than a burrowing critter...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Will your hamster explode if you tap him on the butt?

 

[Dalt]

^5's Neffie, I was going to ask that

 

[PaulUK]

Will your hamster explode if you tap him on the butt?

I keep away from her butt... plus, we are really good about not feeding out household pets on explosives. Though there was that goldfish...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ok. Ford Pinto.

http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/pics/pinto.jpg

Tap 'em on the butt in just the right way and...

KAPOW

Needless to say, they are no longer in production. NOT one of Ford's brighter moments...

However, they do wonders on the car show scene.

 

[PaulUK]

OK... yes.. blowing up is not a major marketing asset

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Yeah, and they sucked when it came to picking up men too.

 

[PaulUK]

I'm assuming Dalt had the same trouble?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Did he try picking up men too?

Trust me.. Green Pinto's are not the way to go. Neither are green Bonnevilles, come to think of it...

 

[Dalt]

'62 Chevy Super Sport Converts work good at picking girls up

so did 57 Pontiac Coupes

Corvette always worked wonders, as long as it was warm out. Girls objected to getting laid on the deck lid in the winter.

'67 Corvair Convertible did wonders for my stamina. the seatbelt bolt used to hit my left knee whenever we got to it in the back seat. Pleasure/Pain principle.......

*was that too much information?*


"Remember: No guy ever got laid in a Porsche 911, but a lot of guys got laid because of one."

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Subaru Brat.. Red with racing stripes.. I can't remember the year, but I'm a woman, I don't have to know these things.

Anyway.. cute little half pick-up truck.. Guys always seemed to like girls with pseudo trucks, and the 4wd didn't hurt either. Too small to do anything in, but the back was great for drive-in's.

 

[BlueDaisy]

'62 Chevy Super Sport Converts work good at picking girls up

so did 57 Pontiac Coupes

Corvette always worked wonders, as long as it was warm out. Girls objected to getting laid on the deck lid in the winter.

'67 Corvair Convertible did wonders for my stamina. the seatbelt bolt used to hit my left knee whenever we got to it in the back seat. Pleasure/Pain principle.......

*was that too much information?*


"Remember: No guy ever got laid in a Porsche 911, but a lot of guys got laid because of one."

No, that was not ENOUGH information! LOL!

 

[Dalt]

okay, how about a 1990 Chevy Suburban?

Put the back seats down and that sumbitch was bigger than some studio apartments.

There was room in there for 3 maybe 4 people

 

[PaulUK]

It's starting to look like certain people didn't purchase their cars solely for the supermarket run...

 

[Dalt]

Paul, supermarket runners would be Pinto's, Vegas, AMC Pacers (now that is truly an ugly car) etc.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

When I was learning to drive, I was dating a guy who had one of those huge Internationals. Like a suburban, maybe it was a suburban, I don't know. Different company's , I know. Anyway. This thing was light blue, with large rust spots all over it, and LOUD. He taught me to drive in that beast. I figured, if I could parallel park that, I could parallel park anything!!

 

[PaulUK]

Hurdele #1... I know next-to-nothing about cars.

Hurdle #2... take what I know about cars, and divide that down by some BIG number for what I know about US card.

I could maybe take a time-out from this thread *g*

 

[Dalt]

okay, enough car talk.............lets get back to fun stuff

1/ women

2/ nekkid women

3/ more nekkid women

 

[Saoirse]

OK Paul I am with you..... I know a LOT about cars.. in fact I love cars..... driving and motor sports are a passion in this house........ BUT American cars I also have NO clue about..... all I know is there are a lot of them!!!!

skipping off to another thread........

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

My AV is nekkid.

<----------- see?

 

[Dalt]

*drooling*

There's just sumpin' about that white tummy

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Can't see the tat tho. It's kinda covered with feathers.

 

[Dalt]

tat should be covered with kisses

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Dalt: Hey baby.. lemme see the tat...

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/950/hit.gif

 

[Dalt]

*slowly raises aweatshirt, drops sweatpants low on hips*

Wait, I don't have any tats

wanna see my scars?