Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Thanks, Neffers. Good to be back. Last week was undescribably horrible.

You were in my thoughts. Still are. Great to see you back again!

 

[BlueDaisy]

I'll get you another time.

Oh, thanks. NOT!

 

[BlueDaisy]

You were in my thoughts. Still are. Great to see you back again!

Thanks, Neffie. I really appreciate it.

 

[bashfull]

Why do men automatically assume when driving behind a bad driver..... that the driver is a she???

Hi Dalt... fun thread!!!!

B/c she's putting on makeup while talking on her cell phone?


Uh oh...did I say that out loud?

 

[kikmosa]

Why do I feel that i have a target painted on my back?

Why can I never have a friend that doesn't stab me in the back?

Why do I keep trying knowing I'm only going to get hurt?

Why can't I just bury myself in my trailer and have everyone leave me alone?

 

[Dalt]

kikmosa, I think we all would like those times of burying ourselves, somewhere.

welcome to the thread

 

[PaulUK]

Some of us don't even have a trailer. Be strong, kikmosa.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Why do I feel that i have a target painted on my back?

Why can I never have a friend that doesn't stab me in the back?

Why do I keep trying knowing I'm only going to get hurt?

Why can't I just bury myself in my trailer and have everyone leave me alone?

Aw, sounds like you're not having a good day. {{{{kikmosa}}}} Hope you're feeling better today.

 

[BlueDaisy]

B/c she's putting on makeup while talking on her cell phone?


Uh oh...did I say that out loud?

Bash, c'mere. A little closer....closer....don't be afraid much come on....now....listen closely as I whisper in your ear......
KISS!

Tag! You're it!

 

[Dalt]

Y'know what really scorches my ass??

*besides a grass fire about 30 inches tall*

My Hotmail mail box is begining to look like the mailbox at the house! All this crap might as well be addressed to "Occupant" or "Resident" at..................!

Damn, I almost miss the complaint letters from chatters. At least I could laugh at spelling, punctuation and grammar.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

B/c she's putting on makeup while talking on her cell phone?


Uh oh...did I say that out loud?

HEY!! I take offense at that!

I NEVER put make up on while talking on the cell phone! It's hard enough to do it while I'm driving!!!



Kidding folks!!

 

[Dalt]

I have never put on makeup while driving.

Eating soft ice cream is as daring as I get

 

[PaulUK]

I don't put anything on my face when walking either. That's how rumours get started that you are the town loonie...

 

[Dalt]

applying to be Paul's driver when he becomes a famous wealthy writer.

Of course that also entails being his drinking buddy on the pub house tab

 

[bashfull]

Bash, c'mere. A little closer....closer....don't be afraid much come on....now....listen closely as I whisper in your ear......
KISS!

Tag! You're it!

Ah, but what is "it", darlin'?



Bash

 

[bashfull]

HEY!! I take offense at that!

I NEVER put make up on while talking on the cell phone! It's hard enough to do it while I'm driving!!!



Kidding folks!!

Hey, as long as you don't put on make up while in bed.




Bash

 

[rosylady]

OMG, I popped my head in here for a sec and I'm dying laughing.

Its a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this stuff.

 

[bashfull]

OMG, I popped my head in here for a sec and I'm dying laughing.

Its a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this stuff.

And why would that be, darlin?



Bash

 

[rosylady]

And why would that be, darlin?



Bash

Never you mind.

 

[Georgia Girl]

If a cow could laugh would milk come out its nose?

Evening all

 

[Dalt]

Hi Rosy, Nice shoes....................................

hi GG, cows don't laugh?

 

[rosylady]

If a cow could laugh would milk come out its nose?

Evening all

Dang it girl. Almost pissed myself laughing.

 

[bashfull]

Dang it girl. Almost pissed myself laughing.

Wow! and most people piss themself with urine!





Bash

 

[Georgia Girl]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[bashfull]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Nope. Call it dead.




Bash