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Devious? There's no deception involved whatsoever.
I just likes me some figgy pudding, you might say.
Will someone define 'vanilla' for me?
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Devious? There's no deception involved whatsoever.
I just likes me some figgy pudding, you might say.
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Devious? There's no deception involved whatsoever.
I just likes me some figgy pudding, you might say.
I'm squirming just thinking about it.
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I'm squirming just thinking about it.
Good answer.
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Figging? What the hell is figging? I swear you people make me feel so vanilla!
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Um, it's a ginger root that is carved to approximate a dildo or penis.
Inserted into the rectum it causes serious discomfort. For awhile.
http://www.figging.com/
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You crack me up....
You arouse me.
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You drive me out of my mind with lust, but I am trying to be good tonight.
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No, you're not.
You posted that blurt.
Just have to try harder I guess. Or at least kiss a little more gently. Or not.
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Who would take the time to carve the thing into a fancy shape? Peel it, that's all you need to do...
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Who would take the time to carve the thing into a fancy shape? Peel it, that's all you need to do...
Laughing -
I was trying to think of a way to describe the carved size.
I didn't add - don't lube it either, or it will take away from the experience.
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That was amazing to read about for the first time. 57 and a babe in the woods around here. I will never look at ginger hands the same way, again. LOL And now you have got me wondering. You know what happens when women start wondering about things...
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or wandering about . . . with things?
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I will have to mull this one over for a day or two, but I bet the next time I go to the grocery store, I will at least look at the ginger section. I find this especially humorous because I freshly grate ginger into many an asian meal I am preparing and love pickled ginger and wasabi with sushi and sashimi. And after eating alot of ginger, my sweat smells sweeter. So, this has me wondering about what came after the ginger finger... I can only imagine...
Vanilla fading into the background...
Vanilla fading into the background...
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The opposite of vanilla is ginger?
Could be...
figging doesn't have to be BDSM oriented.
You can modulate the effects of the ginger, simply by pressing the piece against the mucous membranes and then taking it away, untill you reach a pleasant tingle point. Fun little extra for an afternoon's onanism session...
Could be...
figging doesn't have to be BDSM oriented.
You can modulate the effects of the ginger, simply by pressing the piece against the mucous membranes and then taking it away, untill you reach a pleasant tingle point. Fun little extra for an afternoon's onanism session...
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See, and all this time I've been eating it.
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Onanism session. Good one. Had to look that up too. I suppose, Stella, that you meant the masturbation part of this definition and not the penis pulling out of a vagina so ejaculation occurs outside part. A person can learn alot hanging around here.
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That is one of the reasons this site exists, after all.
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Great question Allard Chardon. And I saw some great answers. I don't think that I am strictly vanilla. More Vanilla with "mix ins" I believe that you never know what you like until you try it...twice if you like it
I'll be your French Vanilla ANY day.
Yours,
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I believe that you never know what you like until you try it...twice if you like it I'll be your French Vanilla ANY day.
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Yes, this vanilla thread yielded lots more than flavors. I will be shopping soon and checking out those ginger hands. LOL
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I have often marveled at the shapes and sizes of the certain vegetables and fruits and silently thanked the creator for it all.
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