spiidermonkey
wetland preserve
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A fun thing about a masquerade Christmas party is you never know who you're kissing under the mistletoe (Taboo), same thing with a New Year's Eve masquerade bash and the kiss at midnight.
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A lady elf? Does Santa know and approve ?An aspiring "Santa" assembles a team of Eight Tiny Reindeer to pull their sleigh. But in this case the "reindeer" are kinky volunteers dressed in antlers and tails and not much else. With the team all harnessed and in place, Santa cracks the whip over the beasts' backs and savors the view as they work to haul the conveyance over the snowy ground. When working in the cold is done, each one is lovingly groomed and serviced by Santa and maybe a very special elf.
Part 2? Recruiting Rudolph...
Elf helper can be any gender! Santa knows who's naughty and nice. He keeps his secrets.A lady elf? Does Santa know and approve ?
Poor Rudolf!
No reindeer gamesElf helper can be any gender! Santa knows who's naughty and nice. He keeps his secrets.
Aw, why poor Rudolph?
lmao well I walked flat-faced into that oneNo reindeer games
all sorts of reindeers, just no reindeer sex.No reindeer games
How about this: family photographs for an upper/upper middle class family at their home.There’s the Seinfeld episode where Elaine sends out Christmas cards with a picture of herself, and, only after they are sent out does someone notice that there’s a little nipple showing in the photo.
Perhaps a couple sends out their holiday cards not realizing that the wife has a little nipple showing? Or maybe the skirt is catching a breeze and some panties are showing.
All their friends get the card… and the wives are all pissed and the husbands all jerk off that night.
How about this: family photographs for an upper/upper middle class family at their home.
The family’s pics are fine…but they accidentally catch a reflection of the nanny getting plowed in another room.
So now not only are the pics going out but there’s a mystery of who was plowing the nanny…twist might be multiple members of the family were, taking turns whenever they could get away from the camera

How about this: family photographs for an upper/upper middle class family at their home.
The family’s pics are fine…but they accidentally catch a reflection of the nanny getting plowed in another room.
So now not only are the pics going out but there’s a mystery of who was plowing the nanny…twist might be multiple members of the family were, taking turns whenever they could get away from the camera
It might seem like a stretch, but it seems to me that this has something in common with the "son or daughter brings friend home for the holidays" subgenre- just add the "wanna fuck?" look, either on the guest or a family member.That’s an interesting idea… something caught in the mirror off to the side that no one noticed.
I had a friend (who had a deliciously naughty side and generously shared her stories with me). One year her christmas card had a photo of the family… her, her husband, two kids, dressed up posing in the living room. There was no nipple showing, but, the way she was standing and the look on her face were so sexy. The look on her face had a naughty grin and tilted slightly side-eye glance that I swear said “You want to fuck me, don’t you? Maybe you can…"
I asked her if her husband picked the photo. (he had no idea about her naughty side and extracurricular actitvies over the years). She said, no, actually that was the photo option that he tried to veto because he thought she looked a little too sexy for a Christmas card. She insisted it was fine and sent them out.
I warned her that every guy who got that card grabbed it from the fridge (or wherever they put their cards when they arrive) and snuck into the bathroom to jerk off while his wife wasn’t looking. And, any of them that hadn’t had inappropriate thoughts about her before… would now.