2023 Valentine's contest story ideas thread

In honour of V Day, a club hold a poetry slam contest on "the meaning of love". How does this get got? Does it become an orgy, or just lovers in a washroom or the loading dock?
 
With its roots going back to ancient Rome and where the holiday started with Lupercalia, I had 2 possible story ideas that I'd be into and one that I wouldn't:

1. "Our" world is invaded and enslaved by a super-advanced Roman Empire from an alternate universe, where it didn't collapse.

A year after the invasion, our captors celebrate their victory with a variation of Lupercalia that involves a very decadent party/orgy where men and/or women are sexually used and humiliated by our new emperors and/or empresses, often using super-advanced technology to do so.

2 The early origins of Lupercalia involved warding off evil spirits, so perhaps a story could involve the spirits taking advantage of the absence of the original holiday and engaging in sexual shenanigans or perhaps, to ward off the evil spirits, the prey must engage in sex.

Any version of this could occur in ancient Rome or modern day.

3 The start of Lupercalia (involving Romulus & Remus) involves a she-werewolf and there could be a story idea for anyone who's interested in that sort of thing.

FWIW, I probably won't get around to participating in the contest, so if any of these ideas catch your interest, feel free to use or extrapolate on them.
 
Merry Christmas all.
What happens when Cupid meets Santa at the Home for Fictional Characters?
 
A woman's daughter brings home her new boyfriend... turns out she's in a mature relationship with her mother's old love interest. Maybe the mother has to listen to her daughter fucking her boyfriend in the other room or both couples end up trying to outdo one another.
is the old love interest the one who impregnated Mom with daughter?
I sense a threesome for breakfast.
 
can you build a story around those little cinnamon hearts that break teeth?
 
Robot Love

Kelly is so deperate for love, after rejection and being cheated upon, that they move to a new city where they embrace androgny. Still upon to get a date, they create a robot with both sets of sexual characteristiccs, and programmed to love Kelly.

Not being a sci-fi writer, not sure where it goes from there...
 
Valentines Day at the Chocolate Shoppe

What could happen?
~two women end up in a catfight over the last box?
~ it is a shoppe that manufactures their own treats - the chocolatier gets coated- someone licks her clean
~ same shoppe, but two employees (or boss and employee) share a shower
~ they catch cupid stuffing its cheeks in the store room
~ hubby in a hurry prepared to do ANYTHING to get that last box.
 
Cats are popular plot devices.

How would you work a cat into a V-Day story?
 
Cats are popular plot devices.

How would you work a cat into a V-Day story?
One word pounces - CATGIRLS!

Laser pointer to work ‘em up & tire them out, a faint trail of catnip to the bed, a quick purrito leading to more elaborate bondage, a tickly feather and some outstanding sweaty sex to round out the encounter. Ware the teeth, claws, and that rough tongue, tho!
 
a couple was forced to spend their first V Day apart in 2022. Video chat turned to sex chat turned to masturbating together virtually. (flashback)
In 2023 they are apart again. This time they decide to go one better and fuck others during the video chat. Hubby picks wife's maid of honour, who has always made him hard. wife... well, do you want incest as love?
 
A Cupid Convention
tales told at the bar. then as the night wears one, drunken cupids use their arrows for their own benefits.
 
a tentacle monster v-day

you know you have thought about it... what makes it special?
 
Cupid at the Old Age Home

not just because seniors need loving too. Also because even cherubs need to retire someday. Once a year though, they get to pull out their quivers...
 
Cupid at the Old Age Home

not just because seniors need loving too. Also because even cherubs need to retire someday. Once a year though, they get to pull out their quivers...
Or the cupids grow up out of their diapers & pick up REAL weapons! Everything from clip fed semiauto long arms to love germs, fuck gas, and pervo rays
 
do cupid's arrows affect aliens, or would they think the chubby little earthlings are attacking?
 
how about a speed dating event for all the singles on V Day?
 
Trans love on V-Day would be hot as well as inclusive....
 
Centaurs are popular on Lit...almost 1000 stories.

How would you work it into a Lit acceptable V-Day story?
 
are hookers bored on VDay? Or too busy healing the lovesick?
 
Cooking for Two: The Honey Bomb

There's a pint bank of honey (his). Unprocessed honey from the summer before last, a hardened solid honey. She plans to use it for the roast, among other things, but instead of requesting a softer bank (not yet used to that there's half a metric ton of that somewhere around) decides to put that bank of honey in the wood burning stove's oven (still warm since the late breakfast), so it would melt. He brings in additional firewood (it's really cold outside) and in the process of putting it into the kitchen firewood storage space closes up the opened oven door without thinking about it (it slightly interfere with his most comfortable process).

Continuously distracted she's finally about to finish spicing up her roast masterpiece before putting it in the oven to stew, when she smells something strange, but at first decides it's the generously thrown spices burning up on the stove... but moments later said oven ejects streams of funny smelling thick smoke, she yanks it opened...

She PANICS, the glass bank doesn't survive her attempt to retrieve it. She SCREAMS, there's hot, liquid honey splashing everywhere (and there's hardly a stuff more sticky and fluid at the same time); the whole inside of the oven is covered by thick layer of boiling, burning, smoking honey she tries to retrieve with a spoon...

He looks into kitchen, assess the situation in one quick scan, kiss her and leave, followed by curses and yowling, just to return a full minute later with a big bucket of (very cold) water, an old ruined towel (already dripping wet, with the same very cold water) and two builder's trowels (inox), and start to methodically and in totally leisurely peace remove the hot roasted honey candy (now rapidly glass-ifying where cooled) from everywhere everything and everyone, clouds of steam joining the funny smoke (smoke detector blaring)...

I had to change the water in my bucket twice, but even so, I doubt it was more than twenty minutes until the oven was cleaner than anytime in the past decade. The roast however, it was eventually served and was delicious but it had to wait a couple hours longer than anticipated...
 
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Frankenstein finds a Bride

I'm picturing it as Cupid driven, so not where the Doctor builds the female.... way put of my wheelhouse.
 
what about a story about woman selling flowers on street corner taken home by benefactor – or is he? is the benefactor same sex or opposite? Is one a grans? Does it lead to love? Or a threesome?
 
Who wrote the Book of Love?

MC1 is a reclusive author of romance novels. MC2 is the reporter out to "put" them. They end up in love.

But was MC1 reclusive because married, did not want spouse to know?
or single, never found love, did not want readers to know?
 
cupid, to meet his quota, randomly fires arrows high in the air.
what ridiculous combo(s) result?
 
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