wiping your ass....

[Mistress]

This is such a stupid fucking thread.

Where are lavender's boobs?

Now that was about right.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Well after 34 years I've work it out that you wipe untill there's no more brown on the paper and you stop before you start seeing red on the paper, hope this helps bye.

 

[Mistress]

Well after 34 years I've work it out that you wipe untill there's no more brown on the paper and you stop before you start seeing red on the paper, hope this helps bye.

OMFG! Starts laughing so hard it hurts

 

[OUTSIDER]

OMFG! Starts laughing so hard it hurts

glad to be of help

BTW as I typed out that post the radio was playing that old hippy song "teach your children well", spooky eh !

 

[lavender]